OHHH thinkin' we shouldnt have listed them out...Patti did it!! *pointing* cut us some slack..we are old and feeble we cant remember all your names..thats why we call you "OHHH GODDD" half the time..so now step up and lets get you measured..Demo you go first.
Byz: your deff in..now stop your whining, its so unbecoming: )
CSI: not so sure after the art form comment, but you are on a trial basis..one fart or burp under the covers and you will have to sit in the corner with your own stink! : )
Heretic: ohh stop!! you know you fit all those qualifications..unless you pee sitting down..and if you ..umm Id be quiet about it hun : )
CRZ: that stuff is all great but yoru applying for to be a boy toy..we dont really want to talk ; )
James: Ya might want to add ginseng to your vitamin list : )
Privateer: Well if you have no idea..then just sit there and look good..it will come natural
Likeit: OK thats just plain gross..but as long as you can preform, we might just have a postion for ya (notice the play on words lol)
Demo: I would have put you first on the list..yell at Patti!! WHEW got out of that one ..sorry Patti : )
CG: I deff need a beer now, lets go to the trailer park and check out CW's ass oops I mean have a beer ; )
OHHH thinkin' we shouldnt have listed them out...Patti did it!! *pointing*
cut us some slack..we are old and feeble we cant remember all your names..thats why we call you "OHHH GODDD" half the time..so now step up and lets get you measured..Demo you go first.
Byz: your deff in..now stop your whining, its so unbecoming: )
CSI: not so sure after the art form comment, but you are on a trial basis..one fart or burp under the covers and you will have to sit in the corner with your own stink! : )
Heretic: ohh stop!! you know you fit all
those qualifications..unless you pee sitting down..and if you ..umm Id be quiet about it hun : )
CRZ: that stuff is all great but yoru applying for to be a boy toy..we dont really want to talk ; )
James: Ya might want to add ginseng to your vitamin list : )
Privateer: Well if you have no idea..then just sit there and look good..it will come natural
Likeit: OK thats just plain gross..but as long as you can preform, we might just have a postion for ya (notice the play on words lol)
Demo: I would have put you first on the list..yell at Patti!! WHEW got out of that one ..sorry Patti : )
CG: I deff need a beer now, lets go to the trailer park and check out CW's ass oops I mean have a beer ; )
Re: Obviously,you've observed the wrong type of woman. You've got a piss poor concept of what BK women want. We ain't all about what you've implied on your response.
crzn06 write: I have a small idea of what women want - listen and react - pay attention as though she was the only one on earth - listen - take out the garbage - listen - $$$$$ - listen - cuddle without sex - listen. How am I doing? Not saying I would do that but just a minor observation.
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NightNurse write:
Re: Obviously,you've observed the wrong type of woman. You've got a piss poor concept of what BK women want. We ain't all about what you've implied on your response.
crzn06 write: I have a small idea of what women want - listen and react - pay attention as though she was the only one on earth - listen - take out the garbage - listen - $$$$$ - listen - cuddle without sex - listen. How am I doing? Not saying I would do that but just a minor observation.
Glideman, I'm fairly sure that list was in no particular order. lol As far as the contest for model of the month, you didn't cheat. Just tell them your computer broke down. I hear that happens a lot in Texas. lol You are the top of the list in mt book. Demo, I'd definitely move you right on up to 2nd. Just keep trying. lol
Glideman, I'm fairly sure that list was in no particular order. lol As far as the contest for model of the month, you didn't cheat. Just tell them your computer broke down. I hear that happens a lot in Texas. lol You are the top of the list in mt book. Demo, I'd definitely move you right on up to 2nd. Just keep trying. lol
I have dibs on CW, it's my right as the president of the BK female union (officer perk ya know!), since I have to wear that stupid BK logo on my head on my profile picture. But if you come over to Suburban's female friends trailer park circle, he has been hired to serve us ladies drinks in just his chaps...Oh yeah, he's gonna cut the grass too...almost forgot about that minor detail.
I think with the way you, me, Sher and Sweet Cheeks drink he won't get much down time, so maybe we all just oughta hang out together so he doesn't have to run so much. We will of course keep the bar at a proper distance to get a nice rear view as he's fetching those drinks.
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irishpatti write:
Re:OK, I'll start the list: RK DD Demoman Zeke Teebis CW Roadglide Crazyrider Rascle TC DT James (Blait let him out to play)LOL FTF Glideman Ok you continue SC
HDsweetcheeks write: patti maybe you should...do you ever feel like we are the only two here??..I think my voice is echoing lol
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irishpatti write:
Re:OK, I'll start the list: RK DD Demoman Zeke Teebis CW Roadglide Crazyrider Rascle TC DT James (Blait let him out to play)LOL FTF Glideman Ok you continue SC
HDsweetcheeks write: patti maybe you should...do you ever feel like we are the only two here??..I think my voice is echoing lol
Patti,
I have dibs on CW, it's my right as the president of the BK female union (officer perk ya know!), since I have to wear that stupid BK logo on my head on my profile picture. But if you come over to Suburban's female friends trailer park circle, he has been hired to serve us ladies drinks in just his chaps...Oh yeah, he's gonna cut the grass too...almost forgot about that minor detail.
I think with the way you, me, Sher and Sweet Cheeks drink he won't get much down time, so maybe we all just oughta hang out together so he doesn't have to run so much. We will of course keep the bar at a proper distance to get a nice rear view as he's fetching those drinks.
Re: Obviously,you've observed the wrong type of woman. You've got a piss poor concept of what BK women want. We ain't all about what you've implied on your response.
crzn06 write: I have a small idea of what women want - listen and react - pay attention as though she was the only one on earth - listen - take out the garbage - listen - $$$$$ - listen - cuddle without sex - listen. How am I doing? Not saying I would do that but just a minor observation.
Re: Obviously,you've observed the wrong type of woman. You've got a piss poor concept of what BK women want. We ain't all about what you've implied on your response.
crzn06 write: I have a small idea of what women want - listen and react - pay attention as though she was the only one on earth - listen - take out the garbage - listen - $$$$$ - listen - cuddle without sex - listen. How am I doing? Not saying I would do that but just a minor observation.
I have a small idea of what women want - listen and react - pay attention as though she was the only one on earth - listen - take out the garbage - listen - $$$$$ - listen - cuddle without sex - listen. How am I doing? Not saying I would do that but just a minor observation.
I have a small idea of what women want - listen and react - pay attention as though she was the only one on earth - listen - take out the garbage - listen - $$$$$ - listen - cuddle without sex - listen. How am I doing? Not saying I would do that but just a minor observation.
Doh, watch how many guys u are all calling.. and if youve read another blog, u may wanna bring your rain gear lol.. ill leave off just asking... "have u ever read the call of the wild" lol
Doh, watch how many guys u are all calling.. and if youve read another blog, u may wanna bring your rain gear lol.. ill leave off just asking... "have u ever read the call of the wild" lol
Re:Maybe it's time to haul out the thong and sexy feet pics...desperate times, desperate measures....... You right it is like a freekin' desert here.
HDsweetcheeks write: Sunset left the "Boy toys for hire" blog to Patti and myself, it has become very hard to stay in business due to the lack of volunteering men...so if:
You pee standing up
Have no idea what woman really want
Think burping and farting are signs of affection
Dont mind performing "favors" at a womans request then please form a single line and preceed to the blog..thank you
Re:Maybe it's time to haul out the thong and sexy feet pics...desperate times, desperate measures....... You right it is like a freekin' desert here.
HDsweetcheeks write: Sunset left the "Boy toys for hire" blog to Patti and myself, it has become very hard to stay in business due to the lack of volunteering men...so if:
You pee standing up
Have no idea what woman really want
Think burping and farting are signs of affection
Dont mind performing "favors" at a womans request then please form a single line and preceed to the blog..thank you
Re:OK, I'll start the list: RK DD Demoman Zeke Teebis CW Roadglide Crazyrider Rascle TC DT James (Blait let him out to play)LOL FTF Glideman Ok you continue SC
HDsweetcheeks write: patti maybe you should...do you ever feel like we are the only two here??..I think my voice is echoing lol
Re:OK, I'll start the list: RK DD Demoman Zeke Teebis CW Roadglide Crazyrider Rascle TC DT James (Blait let him out to play)LOL FTF Glideman Ok you continue SC
HDsweetcheeks write: patti maybe you should...do you ever feel like we are the only two here??..I think my voice is echoing lol