Quoting HDsweetcheeks:

Well did you read the fine print on your BK contract?? If you sign up on the first Wednesday of the month between 11:15am and 11:17am you get a free nut coupon, if you can prove your a man, have to list how many times a day you adjust yourself, scratch, and flick thru the channels on the TV before stopping to actually watch something

Re: HDCouple4U2NV write: Re:Hey not fair why can't we get a nut...coupon....LOL windonheather write: Re: Sorry HD....guess I'm a little BEHIND time. Didn't know just the men got the coupons. Maybe I could borrow one. HDsweetcheeks write: You got a nut coupon Wind?? that was only supposed to be in the mens sign on package....please dont confuse me, im having gender problems on here as it is! : )

Quoting HDsweetcheeks:

The whole purpose of being Pinocchio..is to lie..NOW LIE DAMN IT...and dont stop till I tell you to!

Re: Chop953 write: I cannot tell a lie.... Re: HDsweetcheeks write: I was trying for lower..but maybe if you were Pinocchio ; )

Quoting HDCouple4U2NV:

Hey Heather how about squirlly? LOL

Hey Heather how about squirlly? LOL

Quoting windonheather:

Re: Great idea!!! I'll take a dozen to start. Change my handle to misssquirrel4U HDCouple4U2NV write: Re:Hey not fair why can't we get a nut...coupon....LOL windonheather write: Re: Sorry HD....guess I'm a little BEHIND time. Didn't know just the men got the coupons. Maybe I could borrow one. HDsweetcheeks write: You got a nut coupon Wind?? that was only supposed to be in the mens sign on package....please dont confuse me, im having gender problems on here as it is! : )

Quoting HDCouple4U2NV:

Re:Hey not fair why can't we get a nut...coupon....LOL windonheather write: Re: Sorry HD....guess I'm a little BEHIND time. Didn't know just the men got the coupons. Maybe I could borrow one. HDsweetcheeks write: You got a nut coupon Wind?? that was only supposed to be in the mens sign on package....please dont confuse me, im having gender problems on here as it is! : )

Quoting windonheather:

Re: Sorry HD....guess I'm a little BEHIND time. Didn't know just the men got the coupons. Maybe I could borrow one. HDsweetcheeks write: You got a nut coupon Wind?? that was only supposed to be in the mens sign on package....please dont confuse me, im having gender problems on here as it is! : )

Quoting Chop953:

I cannot tell a lie.... Re: HDsweetcheeks write: I was trying for lower..but maybe if you were Pinocchio ; )

Quoting HDsweetcheeks:

I was trying for lower..but maybe if you were Pinocchio ; )

I was trying for lower..but maybe if you were Pinocchio ; )

Quoting Chop953:

LMAO!!!..... Just dont break my nose.... it looks bad enough now... Re: HDsweetcheeks write: That was you?? Shit I brought you ice..geeshh after all this time ya think you would forgive me .. (LMAO..that is so me!) but hell ya never know where I might land! : )

Quoting WindJunkie:

Did someone call for The Double Dog?...Chop just wait till TurboLover or BlackLeather hit's ya up Lmao.....and Btw I checked out your profile to check out your Scoot...Nice Bike, Welcome to the Block i see you already met our SC...Keep an eye yer Nut's...Ride Safe...D

Did someone call for The Double Dog?...Chop just wait till TurboLover or BlackLeather hit's ya up Lmao.....and Btw I checked out your profile to check out your Scoot...Nice Bike, Welcome to the Block i see you already met our SC...Keep an eye yer Nut's...Ride Safe...D

Quoting HDsweetcheeks:

That was you?? Shit I brought you ice..geeshh after all this time ya think you would forgive me .. (LMAO..that is so me!) but hell ya never know where I might land! : )

That was you?? Shit I brought you ice..geeshh after all this time ya think you would forgive me .. (LMAO..that is so me!) but hell ya never know where I might land! : )

Quoting Chop953:

LOL, I was like, thanks but no thanks man... have a good one. You're the type to sneak in the bedroom, and slip into bed naked...but trip on a lamp cord and go flyin, givin me a black eye! lol Re: HDsweetcheeks write: Wink back ...I dare ya!! double dog even. You know my type?? I am a type?? Can you explain it to me..cause I cant seem to figure it out

Quoting HDsweetcheeks:

Wink back ...I dare ya!! double dog even.

You know my type?? I am a type?? Can you explain it to me..cause I cant seem to figure it out

Wink back ...I dare ya!! double dog even.

You know my type?? I am a type?? Can you explain it to me..cause I cant seem to figure it out

Quoting Chop953:

UPDATE, he just sent me a wink..... Acccccccccccccccck!!!!!! Unfuckinreal.... Re: HDsweetcheeks write: see what happens when you advertise your package size...its ok, doubles your chance for a date better sleep with one eye open..that bat isnt gonna help ya hun..your underestimating me arent ya?

Quoting Chop953:

Thanks but Id rather go to the Nursing home for a date... besides they always have candy there!! Dont you dare go lookin under my covers.... I know your type... Re: HDsweetcheeks write: see what happens when you advertise your package size...its ok, doubles your chance for a date better sleep with one eye open..that bat isnt gonna help ya hun..your underestimating me arent ya?

Quoting HDsweetcheeks:

see what happens when you advertise your package size...its ok, doubles your chance for a date

better sleep with one eye open..that bat isnt gonna help ya hun..your underestimating me arent ya?

see what happens when you advertise your package size...its ok, doubles your chance for a date

better sleep with one eye open..that bat isnt gonna help ya hun..your underestimating me arent ya?

Quoting Chop953:

Not to change the taste of things, but I must say... I get extremely creeped out when I look and some dood has been checking out my profile... with... "Leather bikers wanted" in his greeting.... ugh.. Anyway... I have one majestic nut left.. of which I shall guard with my life.... and a baseball bat. Re: HDsweetcheeks write: Yes grasshopper..aquire??..havent you been paying attention?..Im the master of nut stealing..take a look, they are probably already gone and you didnt even notice..and hey your right Kiwi isnt bad ; )

Quoting HDsweetcheeks:

Yes grasshopper..aquire??..havent you been paying attention?..Im the master of nut stealing..take a look, they are probably already gone and you didnt even notice..and hey your right Kiwi isnt bad ; )

Yes grasshopper..aquire??..havent you been paying attention?..Im the master of nut stealing..take a look, they are probably already gone and you didnt even notice..and hey your right Kiwi isnt bad ; )

Quoting Chop953:

Ahhhhhh behold! I am the master of flavor... watch and learn young birdie.... watch and learn...for one day you just may aquire the almighty Kiwi for yourself.... lol Re: HDsweetcheeks write: This coming from a man who has chapstick cap size nuts?? Im not so sure you can be trusted with fruit flavor lessons..my dear ; )

Quoting HDsweetcheeks:

This coming from a man who has chapstick cap size nuts?? Im not so sure you can be trusted with fruit flavor lessons..my dear ; )

This coming from a man who has chapstick cap size nuts?? Im not so sure you can be trusted with fruit flavor lessons..my dear ; )