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Posted on Sat, May 19, 2007 10:21

Tequila should have to have a warning on the label that reads: Consumption of contents may lead to deep philosphical thinking at the shallow end of the pool, counting fireplace rock to get your mind off the RPM the room is spinning at, the loss of the ability to remember if the zipper is supposed to be up or down to remove pants, taste buds that only remember the taste of tequila regardless of what they are currently exposed to, and laughing so hard you nearly pee in your pants (courtesy of the above inability to remember how a zipper works). In short...it should read TEQUILA IS E V I L! I'm goin to bed. Send good thoughts my way. *lol*


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Posted on Wed, May 23, 2007 19:39

Re: loves2rde write: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! Pleaazzzeee will somebody try Sammy Hagar's (Van Halen) Cabo Wabo! I've been trying to get Maneater to try it, and she just won't. Go for the Cabo Wabo Respodo. Patron was my favorite, but I am telling ya, Sammy got it going on. And if you want the Cognac of Sammy's collection, go for the anejo.

The last time I drank Cabo was with an old boss. We had ridden to this little western bar, and were drinking a lot. We walked outside, and some guy had two mini choppers in his pickup. We bought them, and held a race. The bad part was that our race track went in the front door of the bar, and out the back. I ended up wiping out, so I lost the race. It was still fun though


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Posted on Wed, May 23, 2007 19:30

I think Beanie Girl is living out her "This Old Box" fantasy from In Living Color. We could cut clorox bottles in half and you could plant flowers. Oh, they might die from the chemicals huh. Well, I always did have a black thumb.


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Posted on Wed, May 23, 2007 06:23

BURP..yep im still here, do you know you can make a complete condo out of liquor boxs???


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Posted on Wed, May 23, 2007 06:11

Yeah! Threw up once and thats the last of it for me...lol


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Posted on Wed, May 23, 2007 06:02

Spanada is good T. Don't spill it anywhere importantt. How about Lambrusco? Mental note Tequila 1800, Treasure, Tips to remember Anyone check on Sweetcheeks in the back room.


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Posted on Tue, May 22, 2007 18:25

It's ok honey (holding her bottle of 1800) don't let those other bottles look down on you. You are just as good as they are. Mommy still loves you. Even if she rarely drinks you. You will always be her favorite. Don't cry honey, maybe they don't realize they are being snobs, remember be kinder than you need to be, you never know what is going on in another bottle's fermenting plant. Besides, you are the only one that could ever make mommy horny. Franzia?? What about Spanada????


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Posted on Tue, May 22, 2007 18:05

I don't drink much tequila. After effects in question. If I do my favorite now is El Tesoro Platinum personally selected plants by Don Felipe, only hand made processing remaing in the world. For all you Dallas fans of Patron, Majestic is at $40.00 for 750 MIL. Happy hunting.


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Posted on Tue, May 22, 2007 18:04

I don't drink much tequila. After effects in question. If I do my favorite now is El Toroso Platinum personally selected plants by Don Felipe, only hand made processing remaing in the world. For all you Dallas fans of Patron, Majestic is at $40.00 for 750 MIL. Happy hunting.


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Posted on Mon, May 21, 2007 13:24

Yeah courtesy of the USAF. They won't et me wear pajamas at work with this job. Boonesfarm SC? Nasty stuff. AT least go for the Franzia


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Posted on Mon, May 21, 2007 13:05

Leave me alone RK, I like it back here, me, boones farm and a nice cardboard box, feels so homey, maybe a couple of throw pillows lol


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Posted on Mon, May 21, 2007 12:51

That's where they keep the good stuff - in the back room. Oh wait, that's where the "Breakage" goes. Oh, darn how did that bottle get broken???? Scrubs - drawstrings are the best!!! There I go again...clothes - tequila - where'd they goooooo!!!!


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Posted on Mon, May 21, 2007 12:47

Harley Girl I miss my medical field days. Wearing greens all day long in the ER. Don't let SC in the back of the store. She gets into everything


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Posted on Mon, May 21, 2007 12:44

LOL ok I promise to stay in the back of the store : )


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Posted on Mon, May 21, 2007 12:34

Come on now...by bro is an equal opportunity enabler... HDsweet he'd welcome you with open arms. He has the "low end" stuff as well ;p RK - why do you think those gowns open in the back?


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Posted on Mon, May 21, 2007 12:14

I betcha you smoke newports too. SC Harleygirl you medical people are big nudists. Ready set ....go


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Posted on Mon, May 21, 2007 12:11

ohh Im prob not alowed in ur brothers store, Im a low end girl lol : )


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Posted on Mon, May 21, 2007 12:06

RK - right with you there... clothes...where'd they go!!!! HDsweet - inside scoop - my brother runs a high end liquor store in CA... Now let's make up some of those great margarita's and have us a party!!! Shots anyone???


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Posted on Mon, May 21, 2007 11:14

Yeah lets get RK naked. Who said that?


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Posted on Mon, May 21, 2007 11:12

Can someone pass RK the bottle plzzzz


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