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Posted on Jun 05, 2007 at 05:20 PM

A frog goes into a bank for a loan. He approaches the teller's window and notices that her name is Ms. Patty Whack. He tells Ms. Whack that he'd like to get a loan for $35,000 and that his father, Mick Jagger, knows the president of the bank personally. The teller, somewhat amused by this claim, tells the frog that he will have to have some kind of collateral to put up before she'll even consider approaching the president of the bank with his request. The frog procedes to pull from his pocket a perfectly carved ivory elephant. The teller takes the elephant, inspects it and tells the frog he must be crazy that no one will approve a loan for $35,000 using an ivory elephant as collateral. The frog assures her once again, that the president is a close personal friend of his father, Mick Jagger, and pleads for her to take the elephant and his loan request into the president. The teller, smugly smiles and says she'll do just that. She walks into the president's office and says, "I have a frog out here who says he's Mick Jagger's son, that you two are friends and he wants a loan for $35,000 using this as collateral." She then hands him the perfectly carved ivory elephant and says "What IS that anyway?" The bank president looks at her and says....."It's a knick knack Patty Whack give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone".

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