IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 desk cubicle.
IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.
IN PRISON...you get time off for good behaviour.
AT WORK...you get more work for good behaviour.
IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK..you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yoursel more...
IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 desk cubicle.
IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.
IN PRISON...you get time off for good behaviour.
AT WORK...you get more work for good behaviour.
IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK..you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.
IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.
AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.
IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit
AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family on the phone.
IN PRISON...the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required.
AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK...they are called managers.
Have a Great Day at WORK - I'm going to PRISON!!! less...
Well, it would appear so on the surface, but I mean, hey, it could have been a part of a particular fantasy they had discussed. <rolls his eyes>
hummm... I didn't think of that. A fantasy. I remember one time when I lived with a Cop, I requested that I dress up like a hooker and........... hehe! Gotta love those fantasies. (o:
Ahaa!Thank you again.I thought it must have something to do with BDSM.
So-the lady up the road with no clothes on that was chasing her hubby down the road with an axe yellin "FK me you bastard",was totally insane,not safe and he was not concenting!Just trying to get away from the crazy btch.-Seriously!It happened.lol
Ahaa!Thank you again.I thought it must have something to do with BDSM.
So-the lady up the road with no clothes on that was chasing her hubby down the road with an axe yellin "FK me you bastard",was totally insane,not safe and he was not concenting!Just trying to get away from the crazy btch.-Seriously!It happened.lol
Well, it would appear so on the surface, but I mean, hey, it could have been a part of a particular fantasy they more...
Quoting: Originally posted by evenevo
Ahaa!Thank you again.I thought it must have something to do with BDSM.
So-the lady up the road with no clothes on that was chasing her hubby down the road with an axe yellin "FK me you bastard",was totally insane,not safe and he was not concenting!Just trying to get away from the crazy btch.-Seriously!It happened.lol
Well, it would appear so on the surface, but I mean, hey, it could have been a part of a particular fantasy they had discussed. <rolls his eyes> less...
SSC (Safe, Sane and Consensual) is a frequently heard phrase in BDSM communities, and its roots are deeply entwined with a concern for ethics and, more to the point, fair play.
Safe means that...
Ahaa!Thank you again.I thought it must have something to do with BDSM.
So-the lady up the road with no clothes on that was chasing her hubby down the road with an axe yellin "FK me you bastard",was totally insane,not safe and he was no more...
Quoting: Originally posted by NightNurse
SSC (Safe, Sane and Consensual) is a frequently heard phrase in BDSM communities, and its roots are deeply entwined with a concern for ethics and, more to the point, fair play.
Safe means that even when we play hard, we avoid causing true harm.
Sane means folks don't play when they're angry, intoxicated, or otherwise not fully able to determine boundaries, and evaluate risk.
Consensual means that players in a scene have provided each other with knowledgeable and informed consent, and that every participant has the right to stop the scene at any time through use of a safeword or other pre-designated means.
Ahaa!Thank you again.I thought it must have something to do with BDSM.
So-the lady up the road with no clothes on that was chasing her hubby down the road with an axe yellin "FK me you bastard",was totally insane,not safe and he was not concenting!Just trying to get away from the crazy btch.-Seriously!It happened.lol less...
SSC (Safe, Sane and Consensual) is a frequently heard phrase in BDSM communities, and its roots are deeply entwined with a concern for ethics and, more to the point, fair play.
Safe means that even when we play hard, we avoid causing true harm.
Sane means folks don't play when they're angry, intoxicated, or otherwise not fully able to determine boundaries, and evaluate risk.
SSC (Safe, Sane and Consensual) is a frequently heard phrase in BDSM communities, and its roots are deeply entwined with a concern for ethics and, more to the point, fair play.
Safe means that even when we play hard, we avoid causing true harm.
Sane means folks don't play when they're angry, intoxicated, or otherwise not fully able to determine boundaries, and evaluate risk.
Consensual means that players in a scene have provided each other with knowledgeable and informed consent, and that every participant has the right to stop the scene at any time through use of a safeword or other pre-designated means. less...
Good one! I made a copy and gave it to the CO's at my Correctional job. They liked it. They put a copy in the Warden's mail box. They're soooo baddd! hehe!
Good one! I made a copy and gave it to the CO's at my Correctional job. They liked it. They put a copy in the Warden's mail box. They're soooo baddd! hehe!
IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 desk cubicle.
IN PRISON...you get three meals a day. AT WORK...you only ge...
Yeah, but in prison there's no Charmin, only rough ole single ply tissue. As for me, I'd prefer to wipe with 3-ply. Seriously. more...
Quoting: Originally posted by evenevo
IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 desk cubicle.
IN PRISON...you get three meals a day. AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.
IN PRISON...you get time off for good behaviour. AT WORK...you get more work for good behaviour.
IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. AT WORK..you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.
IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games. AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON...you get your own toilet. AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.
IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family on the phone.
IN PRISON...the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required. AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens. AT WORK...they are called managers.
Have a Great Day at WORK - I'm going to PRISON!!!
Yeah, but in prison there's no Charmin, only rough ole single ply tissue. As for me, I'd prefer to wipe with 3-ply. Seriously. less...
