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Posted on Wed, Oct 10, 2007 20:10

I found this somewhere and kinna like it. Cant trust no woman Not this one not that Every time that I do I wind up with a flat Sugar in my gas tank Is what love is to me A victim of circumstance A place not to be So my guard is up My blinders are on Now hear me out Brother And don't get me wrong If your woman is righteous Your not lucky your blessed But for me Ill ride solo Till they lay me to rest


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Posted on Thu, Oct 18, 2007 06:48

PROFESSOR HIGGINS: Why can't a woman be more like a man? Men are so honest, so thoroughly square; Eternally noble, historically fair. Who, when you win, will always give your back a pat. Why can't a woman be like that? Why does every one do what the others do? Can't a woman learn to use her head? Why do they do everything their mothers do? Why don't they grow up, well, like their father instead? Why can't a woman take after a man? Men are so pleasant, so easy to please. Whenever you're with them, you're always at ease. Would you be slighted if I didn't speak for hours? COLONEL PICKERING: Of course not. PROFESSOR HIGGINS: Would you be livid if I had a drink or two? COLONEL PICKERING: Nonsense. PROFESSOR HIGGINS: Would you be wounded if I never sent you flowers? COLONEL PICKERING: Never. PROFESSOR HIGGINS: Well, why can't a woman be like you? One man in a million may shout a bit. Now and then, there's one with slight defects. One perhaps whose truthfulness you doubt a bit, But by and large we are a marvelous sex! Why can't a woman take after a man? 'Cause men are so friendly, good-natured and kind. A better companion you never will find. If I were hours late for dinner would you bellow? COLONEL PICKERING: Of course not. PROFESSOR HIGGINS: If I forgot your silly birthday, would you fuss? COLONEL PICKERING: Nonsense. PROFESSOR HIGGINS: Would you complain if I took out another fellow? Pickering Never. PROFESSOR HIGGINS: Why can't a woman be like us? [dialog] PROFESSOR HIGGINS: Why can't a woman be more like a man? Men are so decent, such regular chaps; Ready to help you through any mishaps; Ready to buck you up whenever you're glum. Why can't a woman be a chum? Why is thinking something women never do? And why is logic never even tried? Straightening up their hair is all they ever do. Why don't they straighten up the mess that's inside? Why can't a woman behave like a me


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Posted on Thu, Oct 18, 2007 06:45

From My Fair Lady sung by Prof Higgins Well after all, Pickering, I'm an ordinary man, Who desires nothing more than an ordinary chance, to live exactly as he likes, and do precisely what he wants... An average man am I, of no eccentric whim, Who likes to live his life, free of strife, doing whatever he thinks is best, for him, Well... just an ordinary man... BUT, Let a woman in your life and your serenity is through, she'll redecorate your home, from the cellar to the dome, and then go on to the enthralling fun of overhauling you... Let a woman in your life, and you're up against a wall, make a plan and you will find, that she has something else in mind, and so rather than do either you do something else that neither likes at all You want to talk of Keats and Milton, she only wants to talk of love, You go to see a play or ballet, and spend it searching for her glove, Let a woman in your life and you invite eternal strife, Let them buy their wedding bands for those anxious little hands... I'd be equally as willing for a dentist to be drilling than to ever let a woman in my life, I'm a very gentle man, even tempered and good natured who you never hear complain, Who has the milk of human kindness by the quart in every vein, A patient man am I, down to my fingertips, the sort who never could, ever would, let an insulting remark escape his lips Very gentle man... But, Let a woman in your life, and patience hasn't got a chance, she will beg you for advice, your reply will be concise, and she will listen very nicely, and then go out and do exactly what she wants!!! You are a man of grace and polish, who never spoke above a hush, all at once you're using language that would make a sailor blush, Let a woman in your life, and you're plunging in a knife, Let the others of my sex, tie the knot around their necks, I prefer a new edition of the Spanish Inquisition than to ever let a woman in my life I'm


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Posted on Thu, Oct 18, 2007 02:03

Re: demoman write: Wow. thanks junie.. Re: Junie2006 write: Some things are Quality and some things are Vintage and Demo is pure vintage VINTAGE =of high quality and lasting value, or showing the best and most typical characteristics of a particular type of thing, especially from the past: SO he has sediment and bitterness and it all runs to the bottom, So What!! that's just body. Gives more taste. xxxjunie Re:

U R always welcome :) Those who know KNOW. and those who don't - DON'T KNOW ANYTHING. PS I saw u first, so first dance to me. junie


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Posted on Thu, Oct 18, 2007 01:28

Nancy, my bags are never unpacked. lol Seems like I live out of them.


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Posted on Wed, Oct 17, 2007 20:46

Re: JerseyAngel write: Demo maybe if they stopped paying for your beer you wouldn't have a flat!!! LOL! You're a good man! I sent this to a friend of mine. He liked it.

hahaha i always buy the beer or drinks. hey, i still like the old ways. i open doors and give up my seat to women. some things i wont change.


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Posted on Wed, Oct 17, 2007 20:37

Re: TeachOnWheels write: Anyone who has taken the time to get to know Demo and not judge, knows that he just protects himself. Never saw a side of him that is bitter. He comes out to play when he has something to say and hides when it's time to be quiet. Good man defines him.

Thanks teach. Im sure that anyone that dosent know me may think along the same lines as easyrider. thats also why the first thing i said on the blog was that i found it and liked it. no way have i lived it..lol


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Posted on Wed, Oct 17, 2007 20:33

Re: Junie2006 write: Some things are Quality and some things are Vintage and Demo is pure vintage VINTAGE =of high quality and lasting value, or showing the best and most typical characteristics of a particular type of thing, especially from the past: SO he has sediment and bitterness and it all runs to the bottom, So What!! that's just body. Gives more taste. xxxjunie Re:

Wow. thanks junie..


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Posted on Wed, Oct 17, 2007 20:32

Re: easyrider96 write: damn dude, your bitter

hahaha not me . its someone elses writings. i wont let myself get to that point with women or visa versa. I just liked it for some reason. hell i cant piss off a woman bad enough to do the bad things to a bike or car of mine...lol


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Posted on Wed, Oct 17, 2007 20:28

Re: Junie2006 write: Demo What is the song called that these lyrics are from. Tried to do a search just using the lyrics but couldn't find it. thanks. junie Re:

I dont think its a song. i think it was someones poem, so to speak. i just found it while looking on the net.


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Posted on Wed, Oct 17, 2007 14:04

Re:Thats a lot of us Teach...hey are your bags packed yet? I'm sooo ready my job is driving me crazy!!!! TeachOnWheels write: Anyone who has taken the time to get to know Demo and not judge, knows that he just protects himself. Never saw a side of him that is bitter. He comes out to play when he has something to say and hides when it's time to be quiet. Good man defines him.



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Posted on Wed, Oct 17, 2007 13:57

Re: easyrider96 write: damn dude, your bitter

Anyway, that's nothing to my sense of humour. Working as head nurse in forensic unit full of bad lads who are not going anywhere. But being nursy they all tried it on. So I made up a song called "I HATE MEN. BSTDS ALL" to the Gibert & Sullivan tune Poor Wandering One. Pissicato soprano singing I hate men bstds all with full verses and added male chorus from all the drug dealers, serial killers and rapists. at 10pm going to their lock up. And they all joined in. God I should have been dead by now if it wasn't for my sense of humour. lol junie


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Posted on Tue, Oct 16, 2007 14:57

Some things are Quality and some things are Vintage and Demo is pure vintage VINTAGE =of high quality and lasting value, or showing the best and most typical characteristics of a particular type of thing, especially from the past: SO he has sediment and bitterness and it all runs to the bottom, So What!! that's just body. Gives more taste. xxxjunie Re: NightNurse write: Re: yeah. What she said. Amen to that. Junie2006 write: Re: easyrider96 write: damn dude, your bitter NAH!! Some are hard and bitter on the outside but are soft and sweet in the middle and will always be loving, solid and true no matter how they moan and grouch. Only people who love get hurt. Its the ones with the drbbly centres that write all the sad songs and its the ones with the dribbly centres who like to listen and sing to them. Others are dipped in sweet sugar candy on the outside and say all the right things for an instant. But its paper thin, and b are hard and unloving or empty on the inside. Just coating and no centre. Demo is thick milk delicious chocolate with deep dark belgian truffle through and through.Bit of cognac too. A solid bar of deliciousness which I can sink my teeth into and not be disappointed. Because I wont get an empty mouthful of nothing, Demo is solid chocolate. Its only superficial people who don't see that. Anyway he's descended from Celtic stock so they always sing all the sad songs at lock-up. Try and get another beer by biding their time. The Irish know all the sad songs and they always sing from the heart. junie


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Posted on Tue, Oct 16, 2007 08:23

Re: yeah. What she said. Amen to that. Junie2006 write: Re: easyrider96 write: damn dude, your bitter
NAH!! Some are hard and bitter on the outside but are soft and sweet in the middle and will always be loving, solid and true no matter how they moan and grouch. Only people who love get hurt. Its the ones with the drbbly centres that write all the sad songs and its the ones with the dribbly centres who like to listen and sing to them. Others are dipped in sweet sugar candy on the outside and say all the right things for an instant. But its paper thin, and b are hard and unloving or empty on the inside. Just coating and no centre. Demo is thick milk delicious chocolate with deep dark belgian truffle through and through.Bit of cognac too. A solid bar of deliciousness which I can sink my teeth into and not be disappointed. Because I wont get an empty mouthful of nothing, Demo is solid chocolate. Its only superficial people who don't see that. Anyway he's descended from Celtic stock so they always sing all the sad songs at lock-up. Try and get another beer by biding their time. The Irish know all the sad songs and they always sing from the heart. junie


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Posted on Tue, Oct 16, 2007 05:36

I dont think easyrider meant anything by it..I think he was just kidding around..I could be wrong though..been wrong about men a million times before lol


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Posted on Tue, Oct 16, 2007 02:19

Anyone who has taken the time to get to know Demo and not judge, knows that he just protects himself. Never saw a side of him that is bitter. He comes out to play when he has something to say and hides when it's time to be quiet. Good man defines him.


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Posted on Mon, Oct 15, 2007 19:58

Re: Hey easyrider, As I recall,weren't you bitter not so long ago??? easyrider96 write: damn dude, your bitter



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Posted on Mon, Oct 15, 2007 14:17

LED ZEPPELIN LYRICS "Hey Hey What Can I Do" Wanna tell you about the girl I love My she looks so fine She's the only one that I been dreamin' of Maybe someday she will be all mine I wanna tell her that I love her so I thrill with her every touch I need to tell her she's the only one I really love I got a woman, wanna ball all day I got a woman, she won't be true, no I got a woman, stay drunk all the time I said I got a little woman and she won't be true Sunday morning when we go down to church See the menfolk standin' in line I said they come to pray to the Lord With my little girl, looks so fine In the evening when the sun is sinkin' low Everybody's with the one they love I walk the town, Keep a-searchin' all around Lookin' for my street corner girl I got a woman, wanna ball all day I got a woman, she won't be true, no no I got a woman, stay drunk all the time I said I got a little woman and she won't be true In the bars, with the men who play guitars Singin', drinkin' and rememberin' the times My little lover does a midnight shift She followed around all the time I guess there's just one thing a-left for me to do Gonna pack my bags and move on my way Cause I got a worried mind Sharin' what I thought was mine Gonna leave her where the guitars play I got a woman, she won't be true, no no I got a woman, wanna ball all day I got a woman, stay drunk all the time I got a little woman and she won't be true (Hey hey what can I do) I said she won't be true (Hey Hey, What can I say?) Hey hey, what can I do I got a woman, she won't be true Lord, hear what I say I got a woman, wanna ball all day

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Posted on Mon, Oct 15, 2007 13:58

Re: easyrider96 write: damn dude, your bitter

NAH!! Some are hard and bitter on the outside but are soft and sweet in the middle and will always be loving, solid and true no matter how they moan and grouch. Only people who love get hurt. Its the ones with the drbbly centres that write all the sad songs and its the ones with the dribbly centres who like to listen and sing to them. Others are dipped in sweet sugar candy on the outside and say all the right things for an instant. But its paper thin, and b are hard and unloving or empty on the inside. Just coating and no centre. Demo is thick milk delicious chocolate with deep dark belgian truffle through and through.Bit of cognac too. A solid bar of deliciousness which I can sink my teeth into and not be disappointed. Because I wont get an empty mouthful of nothing, Demo is solid chocolate. Its only superficial people who don't see that. Anyway he's descended from Celtic stock so they always sing all the sad songs at lock-up. Try and get another beer by biding their time. The Irish know all the sad songs and they always sing from the heart. junie


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Posted on Sun, Oct 14, 2007 08:36

Re:I love this song it's from paint your wagon....Thank's Junie :) im gonna steal a copy of this and save it...D Junie2006 write: NAME THAT TUNE I was born under a wanderin? star Mud can make you prisoner And the plains can bake you dry Snow can burn your eyes But only people make you cry Home is made for comin? from For dreams of goin? to Which with any luck will never come true I was born under a wanderin? star I was born under a wanderin? star Do I know where hell is? Hell is in Hello Heaven is good-bye forever It?s time for me to go I was born under a wanderin? star A wanderin? wanderin? star Grizzled Old Grouche junie



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