Quoting cruisineasy1:

THe sign if falling down, weeds coming up in the parking lot and the place shut down and fallen into disrepair.... There used to be an old bike tool shop out back where wrenchers would gather, shoot the shit and work on bikes. Inside the bar is dusty and filthy. Some repairs will definitely be needed. Who was the owner again? Heck, I am trespassing... Well, it is going to take some elbow grease to get this place back up and running. I am thinking we could all use time out from our busy lives, sit back have a beer and make some new good times. Anyone want to step up and help get this place up and running again? What do you want to pitch in and help with?

THe sign if falling down, weeds coming up in the parking lot and the place shut down and fallen into disrepair.... There used to be an old bike tool shop out back where wrenchers would gather, shoot the shit and work on bikes. Inside the bar is dusty and filthy. Some repairs will definitely be needed. Who was the owner again? Heck, I am trespassing... Well, it is going to take some elbow grease to get this place back up and running. I am thinking we could all use time out from our busy lives, sit back have a beer and make some new good times. Anyone want to step up and help get this place up and running again? What do you want to pitch in and help with?

Quoting ArborGirl:

I would like a big cup of coffee with a 2 shots each of the following:
Bailey's, Kaluah, Frangelica, please. When do the male pole dancers arrive???

I would like a big cup of coffee with a 2 shots each of the following:
Bailey's, Kaluah, Frangelica, please. When do the male pole dancers arrive???

Quoting Eye_m_no_angel:

Quoting: Originally posted by TreasureTheHobo Quoting: Originally posted by Eye_m_no_angel Quoting: Originally posted by ArborGirl I was thinking of the coffee house but this place seems like way more fun. Okay, so we combine the two, coffee house and bar? It'll confuse the blood... "Speed up!" "Slow down!" "Speed up!" "Slow down!" Is this a complaint? I thought men liked to hear 'faster, slower, faster, slower...' Dang...am I wrong???

Yeap, you're wrong. Because then we might start to think you wanted us to actualy listen to such directions and try to comply with them. Most guys are not good at multi-tasking, so don't try to tell us what to do...we're busy and we're concentrating on the work at hand! We want to hear squishy-noises, and flesh-slapping-against-flesh-noises, and yes, throw in a moan or a groan for good measure.

Quoting irishpatti:

Quoting: Originally posted by cruisineasy1 THe sign if falling down, weeds coming up in the parking lot and the place shut down and fallen into disrepair.... There used to be an old bike tool shop out back where wrenchers would gather, shoot the shit and work on bikes. Inside the bar is dusty and filthy. Some repairs will definitely be needed. Who was the owner again? Heck, I am trespassing... Well, it is going to take some elbow grease to get this place back up and running. I am thinking we could all use time out from our busy lives, sit back have a beer and make some new good times. Anyone want to step up and help get this place up and running again? What do you want to pitch in and help with?

Anyone want to join me for a bloody Mary this AM. We can look out at the snow and get f*ed up!

Quoting TreasureTheHobo:

Quoting: Originally posted by Eye_m_no_angel Quoting: Originally posted by ArborGirl I was thinking of the coffee house but this place seems like way more fun. Okay, so we combine the two, coffee house and bar? It'll confuse the blood... "Speed up!" "Slow down!" "Speed up!" "Slow down!"

Is this a complaint? I thought men liked to hear 'faster, slower, faster, slower...' Dang...am I wrong???

Quoting Eye_m_no_angel:

Quoting: Originally posted by irishpatti Quoting: Originally posted by Eye_m_no_angel Quoting: Originally posted by ArborGirl I was thinking of the coffee house but this place seems like way more fun. Okay, so we combine the two, coffee house and bar? It'll confuse the blood... "Speed up!" "Slow down!" "Speed up!" "Slow down!" Don't worry love, we'll take care of the blood with a bloody Mary w /pickled asparagus!

E-gads, another woman that wants to polute good likker..

Quoting havfun:

Quoting: Originally posted by Eye_m_no_angel Quoting: Originally posted by havfun Quoting: Originally posted by HDsweetcheeks I think we need male pole dancers!! My" pole "dances better than I do..being a teetotaler I volunteer to escort the ladies home when their dates pass out..its just the humanitarian instinct in me... Very noble of you my friend. Absolutely rightious! (Damn, I wish I'd thought of applying for that job...)

Hea eye, no problem..theres a couple of gals on here that need TWO good men to be properly tucked (i did say tucked! in for the nite...

Quoting irishpatti:

Quoting: Originally posted by Eye_m_no_angel Quoting: Originally posted by ArborGirl I was thinking of the coffee house but this place seems like way more fun. Okay, so we combine the two, coffee house and bar? It'll confuse the blood... "Speed up!" "Slow down!" "Speed up!" "Slow down!"

Don't worry love, we'll take care of the blood with a bloody Mary w /pickled asparagus!

Quoting irishpatti:

Quoting: Originally posted by Eye_m_no_angel Quoting: Originally posted by irishpatti Quoting: Originally posted by Eye_m_no_angel Pole dancing??? Did someone say "Pole Dancing?" OK Eye, you're in charge of the pole dancers. Make sure that they are in shape! Lordy, Oirish, so much responsibility...

I have faith in you Eye, love!
Feel free to teach them some new moves! LOL

Quoting havfun:

Quoting: Originally posted by HDsweetcheeks I think we need male pole dancers!!

I'll make up lines,While you dance on the pole, babe, Ill make the lines while you dance on the pole, babe!I make the lines, u dance on pole,meet you for crawdads at the Biker kiss Grill, Oh honey..Oh baby..of mine!

Quoting Eye_m_no_angel:

Quoting: Originally posted by irishpatti Quoting: Originally posted by Eye_m_no_angel Pole dancing??? Did someone say "Pole Dancing?" OK Eye, you're in charge of the pole dancers. Make sure that they are in shape!

Lordy, Oirish, so much responsibility...

Quoting Eye_m_no_angel:

Quoting: Originally posted by HDsweetcheeks I think we need male pole dancers!!

I'll volunteer, as long as it's a good looking Pole I get to dance with. Of course, I'll take a Czech, a Lithuanian, and of course always a German....

Quoting Eye_m_no_angel:

Quoting: Originally posted by havfun Quoting: Originally posted by HDsweetcheeks I think we need male pole dancers!! My" pole "dances better than I do..being a teetotaler I volunteer to escort the ladies home when their dates pass out..its just the humanitarian instinct in me...

Very noble of you my friend. Absolutely rightious!

(Damn, I wish I'd thought of applying for that job...)

Quoting Eye_m_no_angel:

Quoting: Originally posted by ArborGirl I was thinking of the coffee house but this place seems like way more fun.

Okay, so we combine the two, coffee house and bar? It'll confuse the blood...

"Speed up!"
"Slow down!"
"Speed up!"
"Slow down!"

Quoting TreasureTheHobo:

LMAO...Arbor, you are always such a good sport...can you help me with my coordination?? Can I pole dance in my flannel jammies????? Or my..."Sometimes I wake up Grumpy, sometimes I let him sleep in" shirt :)

LMAO...Arbor, you are always such a good sport...can you help me with my coordination?? Can I pole dance in my flannel jammies????? Or my..."Sometimes I wake up Grumpy, sometimes I let him sleep in" shirt :)

Quoting ArborGirl:

Quoting: Originally posted by Junie2006 Quoting: Originally posted by HDsweetcheeks I think we need male pole dancers!! They can bring their own pole and we will judge who has the best one lol

Junie, if I can help with this I am more than willing to donate my time.

Quoting motorpsych0bich:

Quoting: Originally posted by ArborGirl I was thinking of the coffee house but this place seems like way more fun.

Plenty of cream here darling... we can make anything work ... That juan valdez coffee dude has no idea whats gonna happen to him.. "he gonna get it, and he dont know it, and someones gonna give it to him"..

Quoting havfun:

Just go round and round, up and down, and never, ever, stop!

Just go round and round, up and down, and never, ever, stop!

Quoting WindJunkie:

Quoting: Originally posted by TreasureTheHobo Will someone give me Pole Dancing Lessons???? Oh, nevermind....I have no coordination, I'd land on my head.

Im not gonna say Nuttin...and i do mean Nuttin :)

Quoting TreasureTheHobo:

Will someone give me Pole Dancing Lessons???? Oh, nevermind....I have no coordination, I'd land on my head.

Will someone give me Pole Dancing Lessons???? Oh, nevermind....I have no coordination, I'd land on my head.