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Posted on Wed, Nov 08, 2006 04:59

WHY WYATT I AM SO CRUSHED...WHAT SHALL I DO???????? IF YOU GET ME LOCKED UP ...DOES THAT MEAN A ONE ON ONE WITH BILLY BAD ARSE OR ARE YOU GOING TO TURN ME OVER TO A DEPUTY????????LET IT BE MOSES THEN ,,HE RUBS BUTTS...YYYIIIIPPPPEEEE AND WYATT MS.KITTY IS PRETTY ,BUT ANNIE HAS BUCKSHOT..FOR YOU NOT HER....SO SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN BABY,CAUSE THIS GAL HAS ,JUNK IN HER TRUNK,A WHOLE LOT OF SPUNK,LOVING ON MY LIPS AND A GUN AT MY HIPS...I TAKE CARE OF WHAT'S MINE.....ANNIE


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Posted on Wed, Nov 08, 2006 01:48

here's the deal pickles, t sez she won't leave the chocolate bar. while she's at the bar all doves in line for massage will know what t is missin'and yes paddy a full body massage includes everything from top of your head to tips of you toes. so you see the only way t can find out what she is missing is to arrest her. still won't be as good as the sugar shack.


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Posted on Tue, Nov 07, 2006 20:53

Triple T What can I say?????????? ROFLMAO Red I am sure you will earn your pin, But I think bragging rights are worth more....go girl go.......What? did someone say go go girls......whoops there goes that A. D. D. thing again PaddyWaddy Looks like I have to send out the deputies to pick you up for drunk walking again. I would let you off with a coupon but gave them all away to the Redheads. Eagles still recruiting deputies did anyone see Doc Holiday aka demoman saw him around earlier. Caligirl Hope you can make it, I will give you a tour of the jailhouse myself, can't find any deputies, think they are all hanging around the nurses station, go figure, hope no one trys to rob the bank. Thinking this is a Triple T plot. Sassy We will have plenty of time to ride. You were talking bikes, were you not .....lol Hope you can make it. Maneater Dolly??? How about Ms Kitty..........LOL Moses Would you see to it that PaddyWaddy doesn't get any live ammo. that is if you have any time in between those rub downs.....lol Did someone say chocolate?...lol


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Posted on Tue, Nov 07, 2006 16:11

HEY WYATT!!!!!!!!!! JUST HOW CAN YOU B????????? DO YOU LIKE EXAMS ???????? I HAVE LATEX GLOVES!!!!!!!WILL TRAVEL!!!!!!!YOU ARE SO BUSY WITH ALL THE REDHEADS, WHO IS WATCHING THE CANDY STORE????????? WHO IS WATCHING THE DEPUTY'S????????? WANT ME TO ENTERTAIN,I MEAN KEEP THE BOYS IN LINE FER YA ????? I HAVE A FEW TRICKS UP MY SLEEVES,HEY RED ,WANNA COME OVER AND PLAY ,NEVER MIND YOU ARE A RED HEAD ,YOU WILL B BUSY ,,,HEY MANEATER ,WANNA HELP ME?????????? SO MANY DEPUTY'S SO FEW HANDS...WHAT WILL I DO? ANNIE OAKLEY TO THE RESCUE,WHAT I DON'T FILL WITH BUCKSHOT I LOVE ON ...YIPPPPPPEEEEEE


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Posted on Tue, Nov 07, 2006 11:21

look out bobby annie's got her gun show down at the sugar shack


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Posted on Tue, Nov 07, 2006 06:37

Wish I could join ya'll....sounds like you will all be way too busy to ride!! Not sure this little midwestern heart could take all the excitement though.........NOT!! Have fun , stay safe, and stay out of trouble....right!....Paddy and gang...get 'em girls...smooch a few for me.


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Posted on Tue, Nov 07, 2006 04:51

BOY HOWDY T THAT IS A THREAT TO YOUR DOVEHOOD I BELIEVE!!!!!!!!!!!LOL MOSES T IS ALL THAT AND A BAG OF CHIPS EVEN IF SHE AIN'T FROM TX. BUT IF YOU INCLUDE BUTT RUBS...ARREST ME TOO LOL,JUST DON'T LET THE SHERRIFF KNOW OK????????? NAME IS ANNIE AND I GOT YOUR GRANNY(SHE WOULDN'T GIVE UP HER MOONSHINE...IS IN THE CLOSET...WILL LET HER OUT WHEN SHE GIVES UP HER STASH) WHAT YA GOING TO DO ABOUT THAT SHERRIFF????????MMMMMMMM!!!!!!! OR DON'T YOU STRIP SEARCH BRUNETTES???????????? I'LL BET YOUR DEPUTY MOSES CAN BE SWEET TALKED......MAYBE EVEN RAT YOU OUT.....FOR THE RIGHT AMOUT OF KISSES......MMMMMMMMM?????????? WELL WYATT ...CAT GOT YOUR TONGUE?????????? I AIN'T OPENED UP THE KISSING BOOTH YET ...SO I KNOW YOUR NOT STICKING THAT DANGEROUS THING OUT AT ME ...ARE YOU SHERRIFF?????????????


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Posted on Mon, Nov 06, 2006 23:28

ahhhhhh yes T, my rub downs are done mostly with fingertips same way i play bass. starting up high at the top of the neck producing low tones building in pitch as i work toward the bottom. just like a good song you have to build dynamics work down the frets to a point then back to the top,repeat til you just have to finish the song. throw a quick riff in now and then to catch you off guard. so you better be good that's what you get if arrested.


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Posted on Mon, Nov 06, 2006 13:44

--------------------------------- ..........LOVE COUPON............. GOOD FOR ONE FREE MOONLIT DINNER,MASSAGE,FRENCH KISSING LESSONS,HOT TUB ,WITH BUBBLES,BUBBLY BABE,BACK RUB,BUTTERFLY KISSES,BABY KISSES,AS MANY AS THE FAMOUS SHERRIFF WYATT EARP CAN STAND..... .................................. DATE..FEB.16-20-06................ ANNIE OAKLEY...(REMEMBER ME?) YOUR SWEETIE??????????????? SHERRIFF IS BEING A BAD BOY AREN'T WE? VEGAS FEVER SHERRIFF??????? YOU ARE RIGHT THO HONEY ABOUT THE NURSES..... YOU WILL NEED THEM ...MAKE EM ALL RED HEADED THO OK?????HOW DO YOU FEEL SWEETHEART ABOUT BUCKSHOT? MAYBE THE AREA OF ?????? NOTHING WORSE THAN A SHERRIFF'S GIRL SEEING AN ADVERTISEMENT FOR RED HEADS WHEN HER HAIR IS BLACK...WHY WYATT ...WHAT A HANDSOME SHERRIFF YOU ARE...NO WONDER THE GALS FIND YOU SEXY,THEY ARE DOVES,KNOW A GOOD THING WHEN THEY SEE IT.....HATE TO TELL EM ,HE'S NOT FER RENT...THIS OUGHT TO BE A GOOD TIME IN VEGAS ,REMEMBER I AM CLOSE BY DARLIN,I WON'T BE KISSING ALL THE TIME ,SOMEONE HAS TO ENTERTAIN YOUR DEPUTY'S WHILE YOU ARE FRISKING ALL THE GALS.......MAKE SURE YOUR IN TIME FOR SUPPA DEAR -----------------------------------


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Posted on Mon, Nov 06, 2006 07:54

Bobby.. you can arrest me for wanting to be a nurse practitioner and being very thorough in examining my fellow EAGLEROOSTERS. Must complete the job to get my pin right?


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Posted on Mon, Nov 06, 2006 07:30

Ohhh Now He Wants An Erection...Ooops, I mean Election. No, no, Bobby, far be it from me to run against you. I will be too busy putting you and your Eagleroosters in place. A real man is not afraid of fuzzy pink handcuffs. As a matter of fact, if you want us subdued, soft handcuffs and bold kisses is the way to go. Don't be shy now. Caligirl,I vote that you and Harley are in charge of the nurses station. I can see some false medical reports popping up all over from those rag tag roosters. "Oh, Oh, she pinched me, ow ow ow, medic! Nurse!" LMAO. WEll Red, I think you will have your hands full, not that that is a bad thing..lol.. Maneater should be the handcuff inspecter, make sure there is no faulty equipment. Moses, Moses, Moses..what can I say...I am still thinking of nimble fingers. OMS..we hope you DO show up!!!! Back to you Mr Z. Just wait till Paddy hears about this one!!!!


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Posted on Mon, Nov 06, 2006 05:01

boy i turn my back fer a moment WYATT EARP,and you have more help ,that two sherriff's need.WHAT I MEANT WYATT was deputy's (men)but i'll talk to you later ..... listen up doves ,THIS SHERRIFF,is only for looking,just in case you don't know me i am ANNIE OAKLEY,and even tho he is part wolf...lol lol his kisses he's offering..... belong to me.....pink handcuffs indeed WYATT!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Posted on Mon, Nov 06, 2006 01:24

got no problem with fuzzy cuffs. never been on that side of a badge before. might bring a whole new meaning to busted. do like the sound of a nurses station on hand. any volunteers for head nurse?


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Posted on Sun, Nov 05, 2006 16:18

Harley Never enough nursing I mean nurses to go around.....lol


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Posted on Sun, Nov 05, 2006 13:24

I WILL BE THE NURSE...HAVE A AWESOME DAY..HUGS N KISSES HARLEY


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Posted on Sun, Nov 05, 2006 13:14

PMS Looking for a few good nurses...lol CALIGIRL365 Come on, you can start the naughty nurse station. Sounds like you are equipped I mean uniforms and all........lol


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Posted on Sun, Nov 05, 2006 13:04

Red Consider yourself under arrest, for uh, uh, oh heck we will find a reason.....Now what do I do??????????.......lol Maneater Well, never mentioned tying up anyone but if that is your cup of tea, I am sure we can accomadate you........lol


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Posted on Sun, Nov 05, 2006 12:49

Moses, come on man I know it will be hard to live down carring around pink fuzzy handcuffs, but what the hay just think of all the fun. I will meet you at the first aid station so we can check out the nurses.


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Posted on Sun, Nov 05, 2006 12:42

Triple T I will share my laced beer with you. But then who knows what you would do......lol How dare you call these brave eagles a rag tag bunch. They are putting themselves out on the line for the doves so they can have a really good time getting handcuffed with fuzzy pink cuffs. Do you know how much courage it takes to carry fuzzy pink handcuffs? And yes any eagle can be deputized. After all they are just handling doves. Don't think there is a school for that. (Maybe school of Hard Knocks) Okay smarty pants if you don't like who is sheriff and mayor maybe we could have an election are you ready to run against me??? You might get it by default (saw my headstone around here earlier). Forget the fr. kiss, just bring on the whooping (hurt me, hurt me)....lol Got to go check out the nurses.....ciao


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Posted on Sun, Nov 05, 2006 11:26

Bobby, please arrest!!!


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