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Posted on Fri, Nov 10, 2006 12:10

Sassy.. you got a deal.. I'll distract 'em alright... LEGS work? Alright DOVES... gettem good gals!


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Posted on Fri, Nov 10, 2006 08:49

Mayor?? Meeee??? Why I do declare I am ever so flattered. To hell with voting, let's just take over their town. My name in lights..MAYOR TREASURE! Oh man, are we gonna have a shoot out on the plantation...Sheriff Bobby and Mayor Treas... Moses you keep your hand off your gun, he laid down the gauntlet, he can fight his own battles. Ok Bobby, you get some points here..lmao @ salon!!!!!!!!


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Posted on Thu, Nov 09, 2006 21:15

Sherriff Bobby and Deputy Moses, You are barking up the wrong gals here!!!!! You are dealing with hot blooded and hot tempered women. Maneater...yeh..Miss Kitty...knock em for a loop with that lunge rope!! Red...I'm with ya...other name for me Calamity Jane....Annie get yer gun and we'll get them polecat sidewinders...whatcha say??? Miss Treas....we are running you for mayor....hey we got the talent, the temper and the time....I'll run the campaign...Miss Kitty...you count the ballots after ya get all the Eagles drunk in the saloon...Annie....you'll keep things on the up and up at the polls and stuff...ummm watch the ballot box...Red...you distract em at the kissing booth, sugar shack, massage parlor.... Doves Unite!!!!! (piece of cake)


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Posted on Thu, Nov 09, 2006 21:13

moses Can you do double duty. Need someone to tend bar at the new saloon. Just received lick her, I mean liquor license and we are ready for business. Net is interviewing redheads. Need the dancing doves you know. A few card sharks I mean dealers and we are on a roll. ANY VOLUNTEERS. Paddy I think you should of outgrown that pacifier by now......lol Triple T Paging Ms Kitty to the Saloon please. Paging Ms Kitty to the Saloon, and no T we did not say salon. I know how you can twist your men, I mean words around. Red Need dancing doves at the new saloon. Chance to strut you stuff or fluff or what ever it is you strut. Sassy, Double S, Cali, Still looking for more dancing doves at the Saloon. Doves always saying they like to dance now here is your chance. By the way eagles, who is designing the dancing outfits for the dovettes......lol This ought to be good........lol


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Posted on Thu, Nov 09, 2006 20:29

maneater see net, he is in charge of personnel. I am sure he will be able to place you, after he interviews you. Probably will have a position for you in the new saloon we are about to open up. But then again we might be hiring Redheads only. Better get you a red wig darlin. Ms Kitty will be handling the doves, that is until the eagles arrive, then look out.


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Posted on Thu, Nov 09, 2006 19:16

The warden threw a party in the county jail. The prison band was there and they began to wail. The band was jumpin and the joint began to swing. You shouldve heard those knocked out jailbirds sing. Lets rock, everybody, lets rock. Everybody in the whole cell block Was dancin to the jailhouse rock. Spider murphy played the tenor saxophone, Little joe was blowin on the slide trombone. The drummer boy from illinois went crash, boom, bang, The whole rhythm section was the purple gang. Lets rock, everybody, lets rock. Everybody in the whole cell block Was dancin to the jailhouse rock. Number forty-seven said to number three: Youre the cutest jailbird I ever did see. I sure would be delighted with your company, Come on and do the jailhouse rock with me. Lets rock, everybody, lets rock. Everybody in the whole cell block Was dancin to the jailhouse rock. The sad sack was a sittin on a block of stone Way over in the corner weepin all alone. The warden said, hey, buddy, dont you be no square. If you cant find a partner use a wooden chair. Lets rock, everybody, lets rock. Everybody in the whole cell block Was dancin to the jailhouse rock. Shifty henry said to bugs, for heavens sake, No ones lookin, nows our chance to make a break. Bugsy turned to shifty and he said, nix nix, I wanna stick around a while and get my kicks. Lets rock, everybody, lets rock. Everybody in the whole cell block Was dancin to the jailhouse rock. SEE THERE GIRLS I KNOW MY WYATT!!!!! HE LOVES ELVIS....DID I MAKE BROWNIE POINTS SHERRIFF????????


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Posted on Thu, Nov 09, 2006 18:41

Wait, is Maneater Miss Kitty? Ok...mmmmmm....can I be Miss Kitty's assistant? Miss Treas??


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Posted on Thu, Nov 09, 2006 16:21

Bobby, don't you dare turn your back on the DOVES mister...YOU are asking for trouble(s)!!!! ME, RED, CALM DOWN???? IMPOSSIBLE!! My feathers are ruffled big time darlin! And when that happens, slithering time begins... and I know exactly how to slither over every inch of you!!!! yes indeedy! Sassy, need your input girlfriend... come on! Glad to see the DOVES comin on strong! Alright!


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Posted on Thu, Nov 09, 2006 15:45

maneater.. I vote MS. KITTY! Oh yesss!


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Posted on Thu, Nov 09, 2006 15:32

Maneater, A Venetian Courtesan??? A female mobster? Yours is not too hard..what about an Irish/Scottish/Lebansese/Creek Indian??? What the heck can I do? I forgot, I wanna be Miss Kitty.


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Posted on Thu, Nov 09, 2006 12:43

HEY SHERRIFF YOU MAY HAVE TO ARREST "THE BANDIT",LOOK AT WHAT HE DID TO MY LIPS!!!!!!!!!! NEVER EVEN ASKED PRETTY PLEASE ,JUST STOLE A KISS AS HE ROAD AWAY ...HE'LL ALWAYS BE A COWBOY ,ALWAYS JUST KISS N RIDE


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Posted on Thu, Nov 09, 2006 04:42

don't worry sheriff, when T is busted won't take my eyes off her wiggle. suz, what is it you want? loitering will get you arrested and you know what happens to my prisoners. sassy, you tryin, to stir things up storm, welcome to the circus. NOTICE offences that will result in the arrest of a dove is subject to change without notice


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Posted on Thu, Nov 09, 2006 04:19

your right sherriff,a massage would do me good......as for drinking again i didn't know i was supposed to quit.lol threatening the sherriff???only because you left me out of the coupons...it;s ok i don't need one anyway lol


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Posted on Wed, Nov 08, 2006 20:28

Moses When you arrest that Triple T gal be sure to use those pink fuzzie handcuffs and please don't get distracted when she tries to wiggle out of them. Paddy You better get that massage while you can, you seem to be wound up too tight. Going around threatening the sheriff. Have you been drinking again.......lol Triple T Did you say you are made of sterner Fluff?.......lol SS Always happy to see another Redhead. And the thong, don't worry about it will be gone before you know it. It is that pantie stealing no good kissing bandit.........lol Sassy Did you call me a polecat. Well thank you, darling, nicest thing I have been called in a long time. Didn't know you had so many talents. I would get in line at the massage parlor but not sure I can turn my back on any of you doves. Think I might of ruffled a few feathers along the way....lol Glad to see you jumping in there. Yes Sassy I was talking bikes, thinking..............????? Red Calm down girl.........lol Net You are the man. Yes you have the employee and public relations job. Plus screening of all employee's. As far as the French Maid thing goes, consult with T and Badman, heard them talking that French stuff, where is Badman when you need him. And demoman where are you, might need so help here.


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Posted on Wed, Nov 08, 2006 18:51

YESSSS PADDY SISTER... I WANNA PLAY...ALL THOSE GAMES ...YOU KNOW YOU GOTTA INCLUDE ME GIRL!!! FEELS SO GOOD I WANT MORE, IT SHOULD BE AGAINST THE LAW! GIRL I GOT THE BEST BUTTERFLY KISSES ANY MAN EVER HAD! GET DOWN NOW!


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Posted on Wed, Nov 08, 2006 18:12

Hey T....if you want to run against that polecat Bobby...I'll be yer campaign manager... old politician here....old politicians never die they just run somebody else's campaign. Red....old nurse here(had a very varied career)...sister ,I can teach you a few new tricks for the nurses station...just ask!! Now ...if we're talking backrubs...mine are legendary...SO...maybe we open that there massage parlor too...whatcha say? Paddy...girl...you can be in charge of everything...organizer extraordinaire , if I ever saw one. Strategy, timing and supply and demand...we can do this girls...they are NO match for us...first off, we do it right the first time!!! Let me know yer thoughts gals......and yes, Sherriff Bobby, I WAS talking bikes...what were YOU talking!!


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Posted on Wed, Nov 08, 2006 12:42

here is a kiss fer ya sweetie....nothing like keeping the sherriff in check ...lol ssmmmmacccccckkkk


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Posted on Wed, Nov 08, 2006 06:30

Bobby...hey man you are on fire...ya have this whole shebang ace'd...nurses..."uniforms" - can I be in charge of employee relations and do the new hire interviews(please)? And French Maids...we need "French Maids" too..."lil' leopards" and..and...


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Posted on Wed, Nov 08, 2006 06:20

Yep...Thank God I am a redhead...Strawberry DOES count as red, right??...And not giving up my thongs for anyone..


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Posted on Wed, Nov 08, 2006 06:16

Paddy, I lived in Tx for awhile so does that count? And I am going back asap, still have stuff in storage. Now, Moses, you keep those nimble fingers to yourself. Paddy is right, you threatened my Dovehood, my doveness as it were. Paybacks Moses..paybacks...be wary. Yes Paddy he is a handsome Sheriff but we Doves are made of sterner stuff so he can be as purdy as he wants, we shall not succumb. Cali, if you decide you want to go, I am driving so you can go with me.


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