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Posted on Wed, Nov 22, 2006 04:32

did you just turn down my kisses sheriff???????????????? never happened before....HERELIC IS A MAN ...CAN BE COOED AND WOOED UNLIKE OTHERS....ANNIE


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Posted on Wed, Nov 22, 2006 03:21

Ah...Bobby....going for the low blows now I see.......that's ok...Doves are strong...we can handle it. Accusing me of passing out favors....hardly....have my eye on the prize...the prize is Vegas...no where did I say we were paying the deputies with favors.....you assumed...never assume....any good policeman checks out all his facts!! Where DID this drinking thing come from....trying to make the competition look bad are we.....hmmmmm...bad form Bobby...bad form....again..it's ok. Noticed you are taking the Doves one at a time now....trying to divide and conquer.....won't work.....united front here. Hey T and Paddy.....it's getting to be a tough crowd here.....need a new law on the book....public insults to Doves....60 days in the slammer with no kisses...stolen or otherwise. T ....we need to talk color schemes first and then we'll do the decorating.....think we need to redo the jail cells first ...colors Eagles hate( hmmm...babydoll pink and fuschia maybe)...since they'll be spending so much time behind bars...instead of in them... Sherriff...you keep forgetting that Doves can multitask!!! stock up on that sweet dessert wine Bobby likes so well...he'll need it. Calling me a drunk in public Bobby....bad form....Sassy on the warpath now!


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Posted on Tue, Nov 21, 2006 21:35

Paddy Kiss someone that still has a pacifier. You did get rid of it didn't you. Bandit gets his kisses by stealing them. No fun the other way.


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Posted on Tue, Nov 21, 2006 20:36

OH BUT SHERIFF I JUST WANNA KISS YA WITH MY RUBY RED'S..I'VE BEEN EATING HERSHEY'S KISSES ,WANNA TASTE???????????


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Posted on Tue, Nov 21, 2006 17:12

Sassy Shame on you, deputies on payroll and you aren't paying them with money but with favors. What are your limits? Take me down to the ground? Fat chance. Even if you did what would your next move be, never mind don't think I want to know. There you go again bottle in hand and walking the streets again. You know you are going to get picked up. And I don't mean by the sheriff either. Paddy Don't worry about Heretic he knows his job and won't be side tracked. Deputy halfinch will keep you in line. T That's it, get Sassy to help you work on your doll house. That should keep you two busy for awhile. Get the curtains hung yet.


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Posted on Tue, Nov 21, 2006 15:42

Ok Sassy, you pick the color..I have no sense of style anyway, lol! Heretic..NO REWRITING LAWS. Sorry, not allowed.


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Posted on Tue, Nov 21, 2006 05:06

sorry sheriff,I AM THE JUDGE...HERETIC DID NOT GET VOTED IN ....LOW BLOW SHERIFF,IS THAT WHAT THIS HAS COME TO?????HAVE YOUR ATTORNEY'S MEET WITH MANEATER...... SHE REPRESENTS THE DOVES.....CALLING ME OUT WHEN I HAVE MEN TO FRY I MEAN TRY +


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Posted on Tue, Nov 21, 2006 04:02

Bobby, Trying to get me drunk, huh??? And why would that be? Getting a little uncomfortable about the competition are we? Think I won't be in control of all my faculties.....WRONG!!! Gonna lock me in jail....you can try...but I can take you to the ground in an instant...just ask my student who was throwing chairs yesterday!! AND...you didn't say you'd meet me on the center street in town....we hiding again Bobby? You can run..but you can't hide for ever......check with your deputies and see who's on OUR payroll!!


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Posted on Mon, Nov 20, 2006 21:44

Heretic Glad you jumped in here. The ratio of doves to eagles is great but need a little help here deputies. Hint Hint........lol Sassy Now I know how you got your name. Go ahead and celebrate, here let me pour you a drink or two or three or more. Here just drink out of the bottle. Now you will start talking.(like you don't talk enough now)........lol Then, out come the pink fuzzie handcuffs and off to Bobby's jailhouse you go. It's for your own good don't want you walking the streets. Laws against that too you know. Sheeeesh high noon. Paddy They are calling for you down at the county fair. They need a Judge at the bakery. Guess you will be judging the apple pies not sheriff or his deputies. The real Judge Heretic will start his duties and will be judging the doves, so get your wigs on start walking the plank or should I say runway.


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Posted on Mon, Nov 20, 2006 15:46

SHERIFF EARP...YES DARLIN IT IS YOUR TOWN ,TO UPHOLD THE LAW SWEETIE, I ENFORCE IT SUGGA ,WE ARE A TEAM.WORK WITH ME BIG BOY, ANNIE LOVES BAD BOYS TOO LOL


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Posted on Mon, Nov 20, 2006 03:57

Bobby, Have I been drinking.....are you kidding me???...not till AFTER the game darling...then it's champagne for the winning Doves. Delusional????/No Bobby, that would be you not me darlin!!! I DO sing like Patsy...you're that one that admitted you can't carry a tune in a bucket!! Hey, T-Red-Paddy-Maneater-JAngel...let's put on a talent show too.......proceeds to charity of course...losers STAY in jail!! T...I'm a liking those wigs....I still say we need to all go Red and confuse the heck out of the Sherriff.......not a difficult task though...lol OK...Bobby....YOUR town????? Who's delusional NOW!! 10 paces.....center street in Vegas...HIGH NOON......you on or are you running again??


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Posted on Mon, Nov 20, 2006 00:58

OK guys, I think it is about time we take this whole vegas thing over. We had already discussed pillaging, now we just need a diversion to keep the doves occupied while we rewrite all new laws Any volunteers to be the diversion?


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Posted on Sun, Nov 19, 2006 12:37

Sassy You been drinking again? I have the steps for you about 12 of them. You really should get some help. You are delusional. Not thinking too clearly. I mean you think you are Patsy Cline and I am Elvis. Not a chance can't carry a tune to save my life. Snap out of it girl, this is my town and I am sheriff Bobby and you are Sassy among other things..........lol Paddy You do own the kissing booth and the wet boxer gig but I own the town(although I must admit feeling a little squeezed at the moment) and have to get it back in shape, Dove feathers everywhere, what a mess.....lol T As for you, you beautiful Redheaded darling oops used that line before........lol And I am on to you setting me up for the big fall, no way. Now don't you have some fluffing to do like get your nails done, getting a wig or whatever, just fluff off............lol


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Posted on Sun, Nov 19, 2006 08:21

How about this Sassy, we all wear those outrageous colored wigs...hot pink, passion purple, devil red, blueberry blue...oh and the silver ones that look like tinsel. Sassy,I know Bobby thinks I am just a piece of silly fluff and doesn't take me seriously, I will let him keep on thinking it, wink, wink.


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Posted on Sun, Nov 19, 2006 06:10

OK LET US HAVE A SMALL TIDBIT OF UNDERSTANDING HERE...FIRST OF ALL, I DIDN'T LEAVE MY POST ..I WAS ON VACATION...MANEATER WAS IN CHARGE...THANKS SUZ,YOU ARE A WONDERFUL JUDGE I THE MAKING... 2ND ,HALFINCH IS BACK HOME,ALL SAFE AND SOUND,NO PERMANENT DAMAGE DONE...3RD,I AM THE JUDGE,OWNER OF THE KISSING BOOTH,OWNER OF THE WET BOXERS CONTEST,IT IS HARD TO STAY FOCUSED WITH ALL THE DISTRACTIONS...I AM NOT ,I REPEAT I AM NOT ,LETTING MY GUARD DOWN ,,,RED SEEMS TO BE YOUR COLOR BOBBY...I DON'T WANT TO GET PUT IN JAIL...A GIRL 'S GOTTA DO WHAT A GIRL'S GOTTA DO


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Posted on Sun, Nov 19, 2006 00:10

Bobby , Bobby, Bobby..... what am I going to do with you??? When you have nothing witty to say...(don't try to think so hard Darlin',,,,gives you a headache)....you begin with cute little comments that hold very little weight. First I know when to hold 'em and when to fold 'em...do you? I've been grilled by the best...never cracked yet. Second, I sound like Patsy Cline when I sing...do you sound like Elvis when you sing???? OK, Treasure he's obviously zeroing in on you.....could be the red hair , could be he thinks you're the weakest link...(hmmm, that sounds like a good name for a TV show)....we've got your back Treasure.....let's all have a hair coloring party....all be redheads....confuse the heck out of him....JAngel...no, you can't be Bobby's deputy...see why in the football blog...Paddy ..focus sweetheart.....we're all with ya...Red where the heck are you...you off smooching some cute little deputy??? get back in here...got to stay a united front we can't back down now....we've got the town, we're winning the football game(24-00 my foot) and Bobby....you are forgetting....we ARE the law....sometimes Bobby...you worry me...not because you are so clever.......but because you think you are!!!!! Steps Bobby....steps.


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Posted on Sat, Nov 18, 2006 11:29

Sassy A woman who knows when to keep her mouth shut, fat chance. You will sing like a canary (or Patsy Cline).......lol As far as being out numbered it is just a numbers game........ You have met your match and you best ask mercy from the court. T Your are not playing fair. You are setting me up. Just when I think you are sweet talked, Slap, Whap, down for the count. Can't fool me......now where did we leave off you beautiful Redheaded darling you......


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Posted on Sat, Nov 18, 2006 07:58

Oh that's it Bobby, sweet talk me so I let my defenses down. G'head, keep talking...I'm listening......


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Posted on Sat, Nov 18, 2006 05:32

AH...the power of suggestion....interesting that now Sherriff Bobby is back in the game in 3 blogs......amazing...a man multitasking!! Not to worry Doves....old politician here...know when to keep my mouth shut!...You can try Sherriff Bobby....but you can't break me!...better men than you have tried!! One more word of advice Sherriff...NEVER underestimate the competition and never underestimate the power of a large group of women!!!...our numbers are legion.....translation ...there are more of us than there are of you......be afraid...be very afraid..............Half Time Show!!


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Posted on Fri, Nov 17, 2006 15:41

Moses Glad to see you are still hanging in there. Looks like other deputies have lost interest. Doves done run everyone off or hiding them out for themselves. Time to run some help wanted ads. Doves need not apply..........lol Sassy Get ready, time to handcuff you and take you to the interrogation room. We do have ways of making you talk. But then again you are a Dove and talking just comes natural.....lol Paddy Our plan is working well. With one of our deputies halfinch keeping you busy you won't have time to perform your duties or anything else as far as that goes. I noticed you had to go Red just to get a, get out of jail free card. Looks like you were more scared then you let on.........lol T You won't be needing that stun gun darling you are stunning enough.....lol Back to the Game. Eagles 28 Doves 00


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