Take an old bottle of unused medicine capsules. Empty the medicine and insert tiny teeny love notes. The write him a Prescription for Love. Rent an action film and watch it with him in one of his flannel shirts, socks, and no underwear. Feed him in bed. I doesn't matter what it is, anything edible will do. While you are both out, have a friend deliver a gourmet dinner to your home. Describe a sexual fantasy to him in detail, then ask to try it out. Listen to a CD that you heard on your first date. If there was no music, then just hum. Hide a teeny, tiny gift somewhere on your body and make him find it. Pack his lunch and sneak some nude Polaroids of yourself in the bag. Dress and be a playful Dominatrix
Take an old bottle of unused medicine capsules. Empty the medicine and insert tiny teeny love notes. The write him a Prescription for Love.
Rent an action film and watch it with him in one of his flannel shirts, socks, and no underwear.
Feed him in bed. I doesn't matter what it is, anything edible will do.
While you are both out, have a friend deliver a gourmet dinner to your home. Describe a sexual fantasy to him in detail, then ask to try it out. Listen to a CD that you heard on your first date. If there was no music, then just hum. Hide a teeny, tiny gift somewhere on your body and make him find it. Pack his lunch and sneak some nude Polaroids of yourself in the bag. Dress and be a playful Dominatrix
AMBUSH.. love that word! Come on gals, let's meet with Sassy and get an "ambush" planned. The Eagles have no idea what they're doing, or what they are in for...don't ya love it!
AMBUSH.. love that word! Come on gals, let's meet with Sassy and get an "ambush" planned. The Eagles have no idea what they're doing, or what they are in for...don't ya love it!
Now where has that Sherriff run off to now?......must have been the thought of getting hit in the uh...well, you know...Red...you seen that rascally sherriff around here anywhere?
Moses...you can count on it being a "duel to the death"....and the Doves will be celebrating ...so where does that leave you and the other Eagles?
So, Red ya got all the Doves in place for the showdown? Ambushes....just love 'em!!!!
Now where has that Sherriff run off to now?......must have been the thought of getting hit in the uh...well, you know...Red...you seen that rascally sherriff around here anywhere?
Moses...you can count on it being a "duel to the death"....and the Doves will be celebrating ...so where does that leave you and the other Eagles?
So, Red ya got all the Doves in place for the showdown? Ambushes....just love 'em!!!!
YEA SHERRIFF BUT WHEN I NAG I NAG RELLY GOOD.......... HERE A NAG, THERE A NAG ,EIEIOOOOOOOOOOO, OL SHERIFF BOBBY ,DIDN;T LIKE TO HEAR ME NAG EIEIOOOOOOOOO YIPPIEEE ,WHO LET THE DAWGS OUT, WHO WHO WHO, WHO LET THE DAWGS OUT..I LIKE IT WHEN I CALL HIM BIG POPPA!!!!!!!!!!! HEY SHERRIFF WANNA GET HITCHED????????
YEA SHERRIFF BUT WHEN I NAG I NAG RELLY GOOD.......... HERE A NAG, THERE A NAG ,EIEIOOOOOOOOOOO, OL SHERIFF BOBBY ,DIDN;T LIKE TO HEAR ME NAG EIEIOOOOOOOOO YIPPIEEE ,WHO LET THE DAWGS OUT, WHO WHO WHO, WHO LET THE DAWGS OUT..I LIKE IT WHEN I CALL HIM BIG POPPA!!!!!!!!!!! HEY SHERRIFF WANNA GET HITCHED????????
Well Sherriff...you see it's this way......no, I mean THIS way....turn around silly...I'm behind you!!!....been standing here for hours waiting for you to show up.
Ok....water pistols...20 paces....bullseye in the uh...well...personal areas is the winner......gets the town...whole lock stock and barrel.
Now keep in mind, just because I have a saloon girl outfit on that's red with black lace, hiked up to my thigh and fishnet stockings shouldn't distract you too much.
Ready Sherrifff...oh...forgot to tell you to....crack shot....ready....aim...where ya going Sherriff???
Well Sherriff...you see it's this way......no, I mean THIS way....turn around silly...I'm behind you!!!....been standing here for hours waiting for you to show up.
Ok....water pistols...20 paces....bullseye in the uh...well...personal areas is the winner......gets the town...whole lock stock and barrel.
Now keep in mind, just because I have a saloon girl outfit on that's red with black lace, hiked up to my thigh and fishnet stockings shouldn't distract you too much.
Ready Sherrifff...oh...forgot to tell you to....crack shot....ready....aim...where ya going Sherriff???
Red Okay I am waiting........what is it that I am waiting for?
Sassy Okay I am in the street waiting. Seems like all I do is wait wait wait. Now, where is the action? And you are right about one thing I haven't seen anything yet. YAWN.
Moses Keep that win win situation going. Only 12 hours between smiles. Nooners and Midnight Madness. Sounds to me like it is time for you to SWING into action.
Paddy Please don't nag. And who's bucket is Moses going to kick?
Dove's Where are you? Shopping again or nails drying? Or are you having a bad hair day?
Red
Okay I am waiting........what is it that I am waiting for?
Sassy
Okay I am in the street waiting. Seems like all I do is wait wait wait. Now, where is the action? And you are right about one thing I haven't seen anything yet.
YAWN.
Moses
Keep that win win situation going. Only 12 hours between smiles. Nooners and Midnight Madness.
Sounds to me like it is time for you to SWING into action.
Paddy
Please don't nag. And who's bucket is Moses going to kick?
Dove's
Where are you?
Shopping again or nails drying?
Or are you having a bad hair day?
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