A Senior Moment
Posted on Jun 23, 2007 at 10:09 PM
A SHINING SENIOR MOMENT
A very self-important 1st year student attending a recent football
game, took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to
him why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his
"You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one,"
the student said, loud enough for many of those sitting nearby to hear.
"The young people of today grew up with television, jet planes, space
travel, man walking on the moon, spaceships visiting Mars. We have
nuclear energy, electric and hydrogen cars, computers with light-speed
processing...and," pausing to take another drink of beer,
The Senior took advantage of the break in the student's litany and
said, "You're right, son. We didn't have those things when we were
young...so we invented them. Now, you arrogant little shit, what are
you doing for the next generation?"
The applause was resounding...