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I Need - This is funny Posted on Jun 26, 2007 at 08:30 PM
This is freakin funny... Here's the deal: if you want to find out what it is you REALLY need, what that mysterious something is in your life that has been lacking, Go to Google and type - (your FIRST name) needs. And don't cheat by looking for the one you like best; just take the first link Google gives you.
A Senior Moment Posted on Jun 23, 2007 at 10:09 PM
A SHINING SENIOR MOMENT A very self-important 1st year student attending a recent football game, took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his generation. "You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one," the student said, loud enough for many of those sitting nearby to hear. "The young people of today grew up with television, jet planes, space travel, man walking on the moon, spaceships visiting Mars. We have nuclear energy, electric and hydrogen cars, computers with light-speed processing...and," pausing to take another drink of beer, The Senior took advantage of the break in the student's litany and said, "You're right, son. We didn't have those things when we were we invented them. Now, you arrogant little shit, what are you doing for the next generation?" The applause was resounding...
Friends vs Biker Friends Posted on Dec 01, 2006 at 09:12 PM
FRIENDS: Never ask for food BIKER FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. FRIENDS: Will say "hello" BIKER FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss. FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. BIKER FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BIKER FRIENDS: Cry with you. FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner table and leave BIKER FRIENDS: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing and just being together FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. BIKER FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours. FRIENDS: know a few things about you. BIKER FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. BIKER FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' ass that left you. FRIENDS: Would knock on your door. BIKER FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!" FRIENDS: Are for a while. BIKER FRIENDS: Are for life.