1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours. Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2.People who are willing to get off their ass and to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to change the channel manually. 3. When people say" OH YOU JUST WANT YOUR CAKE AND EAT IT TOO." DAMN RIGHT I DO!!! What good is cake if you can't eat it. 4.When people say..."IT'S ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK." Of course it is.Why would you keep looking after you found it? 5. When people say while watching a film "DID YOU SEE THAT!!" No jerk I paid good money to come in here and stare at the floor. 6.When people say.."Can I ask you a question?"....Really didn't give me much of a choice there, did you sunshine? 7.When something is "new and improved"...Which is it? If it is new,then there has never been anything before it.If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new then. 8.When people say "LIFE IS SHORT" What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does. What can you do that this longer? 9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "HAS THE BUS COME YET?" If the bus came and left would I be standing there? Gotta luv my buddy from Ireland. He sends me these.