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Crazy with a dirty mouth,in need of medication,howling,stomping,spewing,clawing,biting,hanging out in dark murky places inside the box with no life on my PC 24/7 with my pretend friends from millions of miles away terrorizing the blogs and writing crap and my stupid life stories. NightNurse (o:

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Wise Writings

147 Views          08/07/08
There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and Shithead's.

The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content.

I live in my own little world but it's OK, everyone knows me here.

I saw a rather large woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I
said, 'Thyroid problem?'

I don't do drugs 'cause I find I get the same effect just by standing up really fast.

Sign in Chinese Pet Store: 'Buy one dog, get one flea...'

Money can't buy happiness but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a screamer or a moaner.

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the 'terminal'?

I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected.

The most precious thing we have is life, yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.

If life deals you lemons, make lemonade; if ...
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Mythological Gods And Goddesses

168 Views          06/02/07
Which one are you? I'm Zizilia, Slavic Goddess of love and sensuality.
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Beyond Inhuman Cruelty

142 Views          07/29/08
Hi.
My name is Debbi.
I'm a blogaholic.
It's been....
errrrr... a long time since I last posted a blog.


Now... on a very serious note.

There is a golf course down the road from where I live that several families of geese live on.

Since I've moved here, I've followed the progression of them and the baby geese,via photography.

I was shocked and appalled when I saw one of the geese with an arrow shot thru it's side.

It was walking the course with a broken off bright orange arrow sticking out of it's left side.

I called the ASPCA and they were aware of it.
Said they were able to remove a good portion of the arrow.
Thing is... the goose will die if the whole arrow is removed.

Someone has been randomly taking target practice on my geese.

I say my geese,because I have tracked them and photographed them for a long time now.

Yesterday,an...
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Another game to play

197 Views          07/06/08
The way you play the game is you have to come up with 2 items to take to the register, with a box of condoms, that will make the cashier raise an eyebrow.

Be as creative as you want!
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Please read this story

174 Views          07/06/08
Each of us should think about what this says, because I beleive that what the story tells us, is true about our lives. We never have the chance to go back and do the things we wanted to do but just never found the right time and when we do, it's too late.

A friend of mine opened his wife's underwear drawer and picked up a silk paper wrapped package:

'This, - he said - isn't any ordinary package.'

He unwrapped the box and stared at both the silk paper and the box.

'She got this t he first time we went to New York , 8 or 9 years ago. She has never put it on , was saving it for a special occasion. Well, I guess this is it. He got near the bed and placed the gift box next to the other clothing he was taking to the funeral house, his wife had just died. He turned to me and said:

'Never save something for a special occasion. Every day in your life is a special occasion'.

I still think those words changed my l...
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Wanna play a game?

286 Views          07/05/08
3 Words Game

Just add your 3 words to continue the story based upon whatever you feel from the previous 3 words. (Be sure to tag on to the top post which is usually the last post or else you'll tag on to the ones in the middle or end)

If this gets enough responses,I'll put them all together to make a complete story.

It could get a little mixed up and crazy because of the time delay in comment postings here.

But, it also can be a lot of fun to see what happens!

gypsedog tagged on first,so follow upwards from there to the top.

I started it with:

Slowly I removed....
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Will I Be 80?

66 Views          07/03/08
Will I Be 80?




I recently turned 60, and after moving to another city, had to find a new doctor.

After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age.

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I will live to be 80?'


He asked: 'Do you smoke tobacco or drink alcoholic beverages?'

'Oh no,' I replied. 'I don't do drugs, either.'

'Do you have many friends and entertain frequently?'

I said, 'No, I usually stay home and keep to myself.'

'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?'

I said, 'No, my other doctor said that all red meat is unhealthy!'

'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'

'No, I don't,' I said.

'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?' ...
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HAPPY 4TH OF JULY!

103 Views          07/01/08
Have a happy and safe 4th of July Holiday week-end.
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The Lonely Brain Cell

115 Views          06/26/08
Once upon a time there was a female brain cell which, by mistake, happened to end up in a man's head.

She looked around nervously because it was all empty and quiet.

"Hello?" she cried, but no answer. "Is there anyone here?" she cried a little louder, but still no answer.

Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled at the top of her voice, "HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE?"

Then she heard a faint voice from far, far away...




"We're down here!"
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Now I've seen everything!

155 Views          06/25/08
Whewwwww!
What a ride!
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Gas/Porno

129 Views          06/24/08
CNN reports that gas stations will start showing PORN movies on the screens of the pumps so that you can see someone else get screwed at the same time you do!
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The Moped

95 Views          06/21/08
An elderly man on a Moped, Looking about 100 years old, Pulls up next to a doctor at a street light. The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car And asks, 'What kind of car ya got there, sonny?' The doctor replies, 'A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars! That's a lot of money,' says the old man. 'Why does it cost so much?' 'Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!' States the doctor Proudly. The Moped driver asks, 'Mind if I take a look inside?' 'No problem,' replies the doctor. So the old man pokes his head in the window And looks around. Then, sitting back on his Moped, the old man says, 'That's a pretty nice car, all right... But I'll stick with my Moped!' Just then the light changes, So the doctor decides to show The old man just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds The speedometer reads 160 mph. Suddenly, he notices a dot In his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be And suddenly WHOOOOSSSHHH! So...
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Spiked hair

74 Views          06/20/08
A biker rolls to a stop at a busy down town intersection.

As he sits there waiting for the light to change, a young man with multi-colored 10" spiked hair walks in front of the biker.

The biker's gaze follows the lad until finally he stops and says to the biker

"What's the matter man, ain't you never done anything crazy in your life"?

To which the biker responds ...

"Yep, I was just thinking, I screwed a peacock about 20 years ago and I was wondering if you might be my son."
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Pay per view?

176 Views          06/18/08
Would you pay to become a member to have the privilege of being able to see a full view of someone's photo here?
What a fcked up gimmick that is.
What's next here?
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The Biker and the old lady

121 Views          06/15/08
A biker stops by the Harley Shop to have his bike fixed. They couldn't
do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk
home.

On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and an anvil. He stopped by the feed store / livestock dealer and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, he now had a problem: how to carry all of his purchases home.

The owner said, "Why don't you put the anvil in the bucket, carry the
bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in
your other hand?"

"Hey, thanks", the biker said, and out the door he went.

But in the parking lot he was approached by a little old lady who told
him she was lost. She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to 1603
Mockingbird Lane?"

The biker said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I live at 1616 Mockingbird
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3000!

136 Views          06/15/08
HAHA! I JUST HIT THE 3000 MARK WITH MY POSTS AND COMMENTS!
CAPS! CAPS! CAPS! HOW ABOUT THAT BILLIONS! SWEET!
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Hail stones?

124 Views          06/14/08
The size of quarters during a rain storm on my way to work tonight,and it's 100 degrees temperature,
Go figure.
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A HARLEY

136 Views          06/06/08
A Harley can go for more than one ride in an hour.

Harleys never develop spare tires.

Harleys last longer.

Harleys don't get you pregnant.

A Harley doesn't care what time of month it is.

Harleys don't have parents.

Your Harley will let you know if something is wrong.

Your Harley won't judge your friends.

If your Harley is boisterous, you can buy a muffler.

You won't have to put your Harley through grad school.

If your Harley smokes you can do something about it.

Harleys don't care about how many other Harleys you have ridden.

When riding, you and your Harley both arrive at the same time.

One Harley will satisfy you every time.

Your Harley won't ogle other Harleys.

Your Harley won't care if you have a poster of your fantasy Harley.

If your Harley has high mileage, you can just get a...
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What are the politics of riding?

182 Views          06/04/08
This is a very simple question to riders and non riders alike.




I SAW THIS ON A POLL ON ANOTHER SITE AND IT RECEIVED SOME VERY INTERESTING ANSWERS.
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Burglary Robbery and Theft

132 Views          06/02/08
You never think it will happen to you. I live in a quaint private lake community. I never thought I'd see the day I'd go out to my car to find it had been broken into, center console broken into, my wallet and loose money stolen, and the change in the change compartment stolen. My identity is floating around out there with some asshole thief. Thank goodness I didn't have my credit card in the wallet. I had used it yesterday when I took my Grandsons to the movies, and had it in my purse. Police say it's a bunch of young adults that are going thru neighborhoods. They had many reports this morning of thefts in my neighborhood and adjacent towns. It sucks. I feel violated. They give you a victims hotline # now to keep track if the thiefs have been apprehended, and in case you need to talk to someone about being a victim. But, it doesn't bring back my wallet or money does it.
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