HAPPY 4TH OF JULY.....
Posted on Jul 03, 2007 at 02:19 PM
TO ALL ON BK..HAVE A FUN N SAFE 4TH OF JULY N LETS THINK ABOUT OUR TROOPS...RIDE SAFE...HARLEY
Many of you will BBQ this weekend ....remember this..
Posted on Jun 29, 2007 at 07:58 AM
BBQ RULES* "FROM A WOMANS POINT OF VIEW"THE WAY IT SHOULD BE!
We are about to enter the summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor
cooking activity, as it's the only type of cooking a 'real' woman will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved.
When a woman volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are
put into motion:
(1)The MAN buys the food.
(2)The man makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes
(3) The man prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray
along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the woman
who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
Here comes the important part:
(4) THE WOMAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
(5) The man goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(6) The man comes out to tell the woman that the meat is about ready.
She thanks him and asks if he will bring another beer while she deals with
(7) THE WOMAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE MAN
WHO HOLDS THE PLATTER.
(8) The man prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins,
sauces, and brings them to the table.
(9) After eating, the man clears the table and does the dishes.
And most important of all:
(10) Everyone *PRAISES* the *WOMAN* and *THANKS HER* for her cooking
(11) The woman asks the man how he enjoyed "his night off." And,
upon seeing his annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing
some men....hehehe Have a kickass weekend..Harley
DIFFERENT VEIW TO OIL CHANGE....
Posted on Jun 27, 2007 at 03:39 PM
Oil Change instructions for Women:
1) Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 miles since the last oil change.
2) Drink a cup of coffee.
3) 15 minutes later, write a check and leave with a properly maintained vehicle.
Oil Change $20.00
Oil Change instructions for Men:
1) Wait until Saturday, drive to auto parts store and buy a case of oil, filter, kitty litter, hand cleaner and a scented tree, write a check for $50.00.
2) Stop by 7 - 11 and buy a case of beer, write a check for $20, drive home.
3) Open a beer and drink it.
4) Jack car up. Spend 30 minutes looking for jack stands.
5) Find jack stands under kid's pedal car.
6) In frustration, open another beer and drink it.
7) Place drain pan under engine.
8) Look for 9/16 box end wrench.
9) Give up and use crescent wrench.
10) Unscrew drain plug.
11) Drop drain plug in pan of hot oil: splash hot oil on you in process. Cuss.
12) Crawl out from under car to wipe hot oil off of face and arms. Throw kitty litter on spilled oil.
13) Have another beer while watching oil drain.
14) Spend 30 minutes looking for oil filter wrench.
15) Give up; crawl under car and hammer a screwdriver through oil filter and twist off.
16) Crawl out from under car with dripping oil filter splashing oil everywhere from holes. Cleverly hide old oil filte! r among trash in trash can to avoid environmental penalties. Drink a b eer.
17) Buddy shows up; finish case of beer with him.
Decide to finish oil change tomorrow so you can go see his new garage door opener.
18) Sunday: Skip church because "I gotta finish the oil change." Drag pan full of old oil out from underneath car. Cleverly dump oil in hole in back yard instead of taking it back to Kragen to recycle.
19) Throw kitty litter on oil spilled during step 18.
20) Beer? No, drank it all yesterday.
21) Walk to 7-11; buy beer.
22) Install new oil filter making sure to apply a thin coat of oil to gasket surface.
23) Dump first quart of fresh oil into engine.
24) Remember drain plug from step 11.
25) Hurry to find drain plug in drain pan.
26) Remember that the used oil is buried in a hole in the back yard, along with drain plug.
27) Drink beer.
28) Shovel out hole and sift oily mud for drain plug. Re-shovel oily dirt into hole. Steal sand from kids sandbox to cleverly cover oily patch of gro! und and avoid environmental penalties. Wash drain plug in lawnmower gas.
29) Discover that first quart of fresh oil is now on the floor. Throw kitty litter on oil spill.
30) Drink beer.
31) Crawl under car getting kitty litter into eyes. Wipe eyes with oily rag used to clean drain plug. Slip with stupid crescent wrench tightening drain plug and bang knuckles on frame.
32) Bang head on floorboards in reaction to step 31.
33) Begin cussing fit.
34) Throw stupid crescent wrench.
35) Cuss for additional 10 minutes because wrench hit bowling trophy.
37) Clean up hands and forehead and bandage as required t o stop blood flow.
40) Dump in five fresh quarts of oil.
42) Lower car from jack stands.
43) Accidentally crush remaining case of new motor oil.
44) Move car back to apply more kitty litter to fresh oil spilled during steps 23 - 43.
46) Test drive car! .
47) Get pulled over: arrested for driving under the influence.
48) Car gets impounded.
49) Call loving wife, make bail.
50) 12 hours later, get car from impound yard.
Impound fee $75.00
Total - - $4,165.00
But you know the job was done right! JUST THOUGHT THIS WAS TO FUNNY...HAVE A AWESOME DAY ...HARLEY
Are You A Gambler? When have you taken a chance?
Posted on Jun 25, 2007 at 12:52 PM
7-7-7. That's the image I saw right before I heard the digitalized "Ding ding ding" and saw what my whopper of a prize was: $30.....friends I was rollin and runnin around like I had never seen $30 before. When I went to go find and tell my friend of my winnings, guarding my winning claim ticket as if the Taliban was after it,she looked at me like .
Hey, but I didnt let her still my joy. lol. See, I am not a big casino/gambler type person, so when my friend begged me to go to the casino in with her on Sunday, I only went with $50 in hand. Now of course I could have come in there with a few hundred, like my friend did, but I wasn't that serious about it. I just wanted to have a little fun at the sacrifice of $50.
At what I thought was the end of the night, i was okay with losing $50, and gaining $30 of it back. But my friend, well, she was busy trying to multiply her $400 into $800....which she ultimately did, and then some. I sat watching her take chance after chance, push button after button at the mercy of the 5-cent machine--all while I'm still clutching on to my little $30 for dear life. I just couldn't let it go.
"Take a chance," she said. "Sometimes you have to spend a little more to get a little more. The payoff is usually better in the end."
I gave her the look. And gave her one of these: . And she said, "Watch. Put another $5 or $10 in the machine." I did, reluctantly. Long story short, we stayed for a couple of more hours and I ended up leaving that place with $175. I turned $50 into $175, just by taking a chance. Yeah, it was an up and down ride to the $175....but I got there. And I could have kept going, but even in my indulgence I am modest: I know when to stop. So I stopped.
Now, I am not saying I learned a life lesson or gained a pearl of wisdom from a stupid last minute trip to a casino. But my midnight experience got me thinking, how have I gambled in life? What did I take a chance on? And did I come out a winner? Am I a sore loser? A bad winner?
This experience comes at a particularly interesting point in my life.....in a few days I need to make a bold decision and possible move. A big gamble for me it will be.
How about you? What have you gambled on in life? How did you make out---in the red or in the black?...Have a great day ..Harley
STICK YA HEAD IN.. You know you want too *hehehe*
Posted on Jun 20, 2007 at 08:22 AM
Have fun. Damn I'm a thief...
Okay Okay.. I'm going to the spa now.. And NO MICHELLE ... I DID NOT FOR GET ABOUT YOUR BLOG!! IF YOU DON'T KNOW MY FRIEND... You SHOULD!!!!
Take the first letter of your first name
P- Fucking ugly
Now the third letter in your middle name(if you dont have one use your last name):
E- God (ess)
This is funny!!
Now What Color Is the Shirt You Are Wearing:
Red- Who's Good With My Hands
purple- Who Looks At Porn 24/7
Orange- Who Likes It In The Butt
Yellow- Who Wants To Have Sex With You
Green- Who will do anything for Sex
Pink- Who Will Do Anything For Crack
blue- Who likes to strip
White- Who everyone wants to fuck
Brown- Who Wears Big Sunglasses
Black- Who will rock your world
Gray- who gives great head
None-who is a beast in bed...did you have fun ...ty for stopping by...have a great hump day Harley
NEED YOUR INPUT!!!! PLEASE!!
Posted on Jun 20, 2007 at 08:04 AM
Okay bk familys n friends...
I need to borrow your brains for a second. Stephanie and I were talking the other night and realized that we are doing research on the same topic. She need some feedback and I need to have a poll... so if you would/could help us out..
Okay the topic is SAGGIN , no not tatas.. I mean Pants! LMAO
1) Do you feel the younger generation understands where it comes from?
2) Do you saggin your pants?
3) Do you feel it's appropriate in ANY situation?
4) Do you feel music and Tv are to blame for this phenomenon?
5) Why do you feel out youth do this?
have a great day...harley
Posted on Jun 20, 2007 at 07:18 AM
BE CAREFUL OF WHAT YOU SAY...N HOW YOU SAY IT..LITTLE DO PEOPLE REALIZE, THE MOUTH IS THE MOST DANGEROUS WEAPON EVER USED...HAVE A HAPPY HUMP DAY..HARLEY
Can we be patient? Can we wait? .....
Posted on Jun 19, 2007 at 05:17 PM
Wait for the man who calls you beautiful instead of hot,
who calls you back when you hang up on him,
who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the man who kisses your forehead,
who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats,
who holds your hand in front of his friends.
Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you.
Wait for the one who turns to his friends and says, "...yeah man......that's her."
Don't settle.... just wait.....HARLEY
SHARE YOUR THOUGHTS...
Posted on Jun 19, 2007 at 04:58 PM
So what do you do when you can't change the actions of other people?
Here is a situation... give me your thoughts......
Ok 2 people meet on the net...
They talk on the phone for hours and hours for days, weeks, months and subsequetly years...
They share thoughts, emotions, feelings, history, world affairs, opinions, politics, sports, dish gossip, and can talk about ANYTHING.
The have so much in common that they feel that there is no spot where one of them ends and one of them begins.....
He tells her he loves her and she tells him the same (it feels right)
She has trust issues, but because they are on opposite coasts, she opens up to him thinking what is the worst that could happen.
Years pass .(and I mean years)
She only has a cell phone number for him
He doesn't want her to travel to see him
She doesn't have an address for him
She can't reach him for weeks on end (at times like he drops outta site) MIA
He tells her that when she questions him she is being too emotional and when she is emotional it makes him scared to commit to her.
He says he is busy working.
He promises her the world with conditions.. but has yet to come thru on any of his promises.
She wants to believe in him, she wants to trust him...(should she?) you tell me..
He is on the east coast and she is on the west coast and they have know eachother for more than 4 yrs now. They have seen eachother in person on only one instance and they both have kids. (No it's not me)....HARLEY
Share your thoughts
My Declaration of Self-Esteem...
Posted on Jun 19, 2007 at 04:41 PM
I borrowed this from a friend of mine ..n I thought it was awesome to repost it
I AM ME
In all the world, there is no one else exactly like me
Everything that comes out of me is authentically me
Because I alone chose it - I own everything about me
My body, my feelings, my mouth, my voice, all my actions,
Whether they be to others or to myself - I own my fanatasies,
My dreams, my hopes, my fears - I own all my triumphs and
Successes, all my failures and mistakes
Because I own all of Me, I can become intimately acquainted with me -
By so doing I can love me and be friendly with me in all my parts - I know
There are aspects about myself that puzzle me, and other
Aspects that I do not know - but as long as I am
Friendly and loving to myself, I can courageously
And hopefully look for solutions to the puzzles
And for ways to find out more about me - However I
Look and sound, whatever I say and do, and whatever
I think and feel at a given moment in time is authentically
Me - If later some parts of how I looked, sounded, thought
And felt turn out to be unfitting, I can discard that which is
Unfitting, keep the rest, and invent something new for that
Which I discarded - I can see, hear, feel, think, say, and do
I have the tools to survive, to be close to others, to be
Productive to make sense and order out of the world of
People and things outside of me - I own me, and
Therefore I can engineer me - I am me and
I AM OKAY...have a awesome day Harley
HELLO ITS ME...
Posted on Jun 18, 2007 at 12:31 PM
I WANT TO SAY I AM SO SORRY FOR HURTING SOME OF YOU ON HERE ..YES I WAS BEING A BRAT...MY BEING INMATURE..I AM COMMING BACK AS A DIFFERENT PERSON..NOT COMING ON HERE TO GET ANY PATS ON THE BACK...BUT COMMING ON HERE TO SAY I AM SORRY...MY PICTURES WERE ME BUT THEY WERE MY MODELING PICTURES BUT YOU WILL ALL SEE ME NOW AS OF TODAY ...I REALLY BEEN HURT SO MUCH IN LIFE ..THAT I DIDNT TRUST ANYONE ON HERE ..BUT A FEW...I WOULD LIKE TO GET THIS OUT RIGHT AWAY ...AV N I DIDNT WORK OUT BECAUSE HE WAS LOST IN AZ. HE DIDNT KNOW ANYONE BUT ME ..SO PUT YOUR FEET IN SHOES ..(TOTALLY LOST)..N YES IT STILL WOULD OF WORKED OUT BUT I CANT MOVE TO CA..I HAVE KIDS..SO R BEST BET WAS TO MOVE ON ..DONT GET THIS WRONG ..IT HURT ALOT N STILL DOES...HE IS A AWESOME PERSON WE WILL ALWAY HAVE A PLACE IN EACH OTHERS HEART ...BUT JUST FOR THE FACT ..I AM BACK TO STAY N I WILL STAND UP FOR MYSELF...SO LETS BE NICE ..N GET ALONG ..I STILL LIKE MY BLOGGING ..N I WONT BE A BLOG HOG..LOL..HAVE A AWESOME DAY..HARLEY...this was my modeling pic n below with my daughter is me..i will have more up as soon as bk approves them
OUR LAST BLOG ON BK...
Posted on May 24, 2007 at 11:19 AM
I WANT TO SAY I HAVE FOUND WHAT I'VE HAVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR(AVRACER)HE IS AWESOME ..HE IS MOVING FROM CALIFORNIA TO BE WITH ME IN AZ...YEAHHHHHH...N HE FOUND WHAT HE WAS LOOKING FOR ALSO..SO THANK YOU TO ALL OF THE PEOPLE WE HAVE MET ON BK ..N ONE DAY WE HOPE YOU FIND WHAT YOU ARE LOOKING FOR TOO ..GOOD BYE ...RIDE SAFE...N NEVER JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER...HUGS N KISSES..I LOVE YOU ANDY...(HARLEYCHICK) SUZANNE
Coming Up Blank! ...
Posted on May 23, 2007 at 10:59 AM
Hey there, do me a favour wouldja? Pop me open a frosty one and pass the limes...
I'm not gonna lie to you folks. I am at a total loss for what to write in my blog at the moment. Maybe it's because I am leaving for an 4-day vacation in just a few days. Sunday to be precise.
Nothing else is getting through this mowse-cranium of mine right now other than getting the hell outta dodge as fast as I possibly can and spending the next week in a nice self-induced foggy haze.
I've had quite enough of this double-digit n I like to see how hot it is in Cali.
Time to broze my buns and return to the ocean that I'd love to see. Can't wait to hit the beach and lay in the sun reading a book and tanning. That's on on my top 5 list of favourite down-time activities. I'm sure you can guess as to what the other four might be?
In any event...there you have it. No pithy remarks. No flowery poetry. No nudie photos. Niet. Nada. Bagel. Just me, tappin' my foot waiting to board the truck for my trip to Califronia.. away someplace FAST.
I'm sure I'll find something worthly to leave you all with...till then, scoot over on that hammock will you?...have a nice day n hope your long weekend is full of riding n fun....Harley
Let's Get it On. ...woo hoo
Posted on May 23, 2007 at 08:22 AM
It's 900pm, you've had a crap day and the last thing on your mind is the "Seven Minutes of Magic" your partner is begging for before you hit the light switch. Your head is pounding, you feel fat and if you have to fend off unsolicited gropes for three more seconds ? you might just have to resort to bodily harm. But wait! Despair not! What you are avoiding might actually be JUST the thing you need ?think of the benefits!
Benefits, you say?
There certainly ARE benefits and I shall dispense with these benefits post haste:
1.Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain. A South Illinois School Of Medicine study on 52 migraine sufferers reported that 16 experienced considerable relief after an orgasm and another eight had their headaches completely gone. No reason now to say, "Not tonight honey, I'm having a headache."
2.Radiant skin. Women spend hundreds if not thousands of dollars (pounds, rubles, yens, etc.) annually on achieving a more youthful glow. The truth is your skin can improve it?s appearance for much less money.
3.Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce double amounts of the hormone estrogen, which make hair shiny and skin smooth. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
4.Your figure will thank you! Lovemaking can burn up calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. I found an amazing website that breaks down almost every conceivable way you can burn calories during the act of sex. Truly inspired research, I?m sure the testing was grueling. Ah, what we do for science.
5.Improve your sport (if you play one) or, make sex your sport ? really. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tunes up just about every muscle in the body.
It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps and you don't need special sneakers! Think of the money you?ll save on running shoes.
6.Sex is an instant cure for mild depression ? this is my girl friend?s favorite line and apparently there is medical research to substantiate this claim. "G/F, its therapeutic". Ever lie back after a good screw and think, Damn, the world?s a pit of misery. Why not end it all? Of course not. That?s because sex is an antidepressant.
7.During the act your body?s producing pleasure-inducing fluids besides the ones that shoot out of your body. Intercourse aids in the release of your body?s endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
8.Control those hormonal swings. Want to help ease those nasty PMS symptoms? Studies show that a woman?s overall reproductive system benefits from frequent penile insertions. Sexual activity helps strengthen the pubococcygeus muscles (PC muscles), which in turn help keep the pelvic organs in shape and where they belong. Regular love sessions can also postpone the onset of menopause, stimulate fertility, and regulate the menstrual cycle.
9.Everyone needs ?Goals?. Make sexual variety one of yours. Given today?s average frequency of sexual intercourse, it would take the typical American couple more than four years to try every one of the 529 positions described in the Kama Sutra.
Its the best way to spend a half hour that I know of. The average sexual experience lasts about 39 minutes. Don?t complain if you aren?t getting it for hours on end, most of us get less than that!
10.Allergy woes? A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever. Other studies have reported that sex improves the immune system by triggering the hormone DHEA, promotes restful sleep by inducing relaxation, and can even enhance your sense of smell. All of which means it can not only prolong your life, but improve its quality as well.
So. Let's Get it On. (Because it's so right in so many ways).....hugs Harley
MEMORIAL WEEKEND.....RIDE SAFE
Posted on May 22, 2007 at 12:52 PM
Memorial day is coming up on us......and we should take time out of our busy schedules to say thanks to those who have served and protected us and our freedoms.......
I understand and know what it feels like to have a love one away on foreign soil fighting a fight that no body else wants to fight..including our government....(dont get me wrong I support our government in everyway I can) but sometimes you have to ask yourselves...how many of them really have a love one serving in the military fighting on foreign soil......I can say this for a fact..>NONE<...that is what makes this memorial day even more meaningful....
so TO ALL OF THOSE WHO ARE SERVING IN THE ARMED FORCES AND TO THOSE WHO HAVE SERVED....
THANK YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART AND SOUL WITHOUT YOU...WE AS A NATION AND COUNTRY WOULD NOT BE WHERE WE ARE TODAY....
AND TO THOSE WHO HAVE GAVE THEIR EVERYTHING...THEIR LIVES.....I THANK YOU AND MAY YOU REST IN PEACE......
So this coming up weekend take time to spend with family and friends and enjoy each others company and the weather.......but keep in mind the ones that have giving the ultimate sacrifice to our nation....and to those that still fight everyday to keep us free and our nation safe..
GOD BLESS YOU ALL.....AND COME HOME SOON AND SAFE..HUGS ANDY N HARLEY
Believe In yourself..........
Posted on May 16, 2007 at 10:07 PM
There may be days
when you get up in the morning
and things aren't the way
There are times when people you had hoped they would be.
That's when you have to
tell yourself that things will get better
disappoint you and let you down.
But those are the times
when you must remind yourself
to trust your own judgments and opinions,
to keep your life focused on believing in yourself.
There will be challenges to face
and changes to make in your life,
and it is up to you to accept them.
Constantly keep yourself headed
in the right direction for you.
It may not be easy at times,
but in those times of struggle
you will find a stronger sense of who you are.
So when he days come that are filled
with frustration and unexpected responsibilities,
remember to believe in yourself
and all you want your life to be.
Because the challenges and changes
will only help you to find the goals
that you know are meant to come true for you...how do u feel after you read this....Harley
Posted on May 16, 2007 at 10:00 PM
Laughs are special
laughs are memorable
when you feel depressed just remember some of the laughs you've had and you'll laugh at just the memories of your laughs. when you and your friends are fighting just remember the laughs and good times you've had and you will laugh at what your fighting about. laughs keep memories from fading and everyday you make more good memories because of laughs. so live, love, and make a million more laughable memories....have a happy Thursday..Harley
Posted on May 16, 2007 at 09:49 PM
1. Share a kind word with a friend.
2.Give away a smile.
3.Tell one secret.
4.Listen to what someone has to say.
5.Listen with your heart, to what someone cannot say.
6.Try one new thing.
7.Forgive one person who has hurt you.
8.Forgive yourself for past mistakes.
9.Realize your imperfections.
10.Discover your possibilities.
11.Make a new friend.
12.Accept responsibility for everything you do.
13.Refuse responsibility for anyone else's actions.
14.Dream one dream.
15.Watch the sunset.
16.Cherish what you have.
17.Cherish who you are.
18.Love your life...have a great night...Harely
This is a Chinese Feng Shui horoscope. ...
Posted on May 16, 2007 at 02:41 PM
Take a moment to take this test and see what happens! If you are honest
this tells the truth, Its pretty accurate. Write your answers on paper,
Find out your horoscope at the bottom.
1. Which is your favorite color: Red, Black, Blue, Green or Yellow?
2. Your first initial?
3. Your month of birth?
4. Which color do you like more, Black or White?
5. The name of a person that has the same sex as you?
6. Your favorite number?
7. Do you like California or Florida more?
8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more?
9. Write down a wish (a realistic one)
When you are done, scroll down. Don't cheat!
1. If you choose:
Red- You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black- You are conservative and aggressive.
Green- Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue- You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection.
Yellow- You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who
2. If your initials are:
A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R You try to live your life to the max and your love life is soon to
S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
3. If you were born in:
Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that
you fall in love with someone totally unexpected
Apr-Jun: You will have a strong love relationship that will last
Jul-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major
life-changing experience for the good.
Oct-Dec: Your love life will be great, you will find your soul mate.
4. If you choose:
Black: Your life will take on a different direction. It will be the best
thing for you and you will be glad for the change.
White: You have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you but you may not realize it.
5. This person should be your best friend.
6. This is how many close friends you will have in your life time.
7. If you choose:
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laid back person.
8. If you choose:
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
Be peaceful to others and to your self....HARLEY
Relieving Stress at Work ...
Posted on May 16, 2007 at 02:36 PM
1. Leave permanent markers by the dry-erase board.
2. Hold up a piece of paper that says in large letters "CHECK YOUR FLY". (At Least for the Male co-workers.)
3. Address your boss as "your excellency".
4. When your boss turns on his laser pointer in a conference meeting, scream "AAAGH! MY EYES!"
5. Sniff suspiciously at your boss and ask if she/he's been drinking.
6. Correct your boss at least ten times on the pronunciation of your name, even it's Smith. Claim that the i is silent.
7. Feign an unintelligible accent and repeatedly ask, "Vet ozzle haffen dee henvay?" Become agitated when your boss can't understand you.
8. Wink at your boss every few minutes.
9. Every few minutes, take a sheet of notebook paper, write "Signup Sheet #5" at the top, and start passing it around the office.
10. Start a "wave" in the conference room...Harley