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DynaThom's blog and others' comments

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Happy Birthday Regret

8 Views          11/19/08
And a fine belated Happy Birthday to Miss Regret59!!!!

:^)
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Quality Comments

137 Views          11/12/08
Has anyone noticed the sentence, in red ink and underlined, on the Blog Page that says, One-week gold membership will be offered if there are 10 quality comments on your new blog.

I would like to request 10 quality comments, but please, only put them on my new blog. Not any of the old ones.

Don't get me wrong - I LIKE the low-quality comments. Lord knows I make plenty of low quality comments - but - I'd also like to see some comments of the quality variety and win a free whats'is.

This is a quid pro quo dealey, now; I'll post some quality comments on yours if you'll post some on mine - and show me what they look like.

:^)

DT
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Needing Regret

138 Views          11/03/08
I just got this - an Irsh Blessing - from my Choctaw Daughter. It touched me very deeply - and so I am sharing it here:

I wish you not a path devoid of clouds,
Nor a life on a bed of roses;

Not that you might never need regret,
nor that you should never feel pain.

No that is not my wish for you.

My wish for you is
that you might be brave in times of trial;

when others lay crosses upon your shoulders.

When mountains must be climbed and chasms crossed,

When hope scarce can shine through

That every gift God gave you might grow;

And let you give the gift of joy to all who care for you;

That you may always have a friend worthy of the name,
That you can trust and who helps you in times of sadness;

Who will defy the storms of daily life at your side.

One more wish I have for you
that in every hour of joy and ...
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Two Hearts Beating as One

130 Views          10/09/08
Doctors have long known that stress hormones such as cortisol, epinephrine and norepinephrine that are raised by grief can take a damaging toll on the body.

But there may be other forces at play as well. Research shows that in some cases, one persons heartbeat can affect, even regulate, anothers, possibly acting as a type of life support.

In one such study, Rollin McCraty, research director at the Institute of HeartMath in Boulder Creek, Calif., looked at what happened to six longtime couples hearts while they slept. Heart-rate monitors revealed that during the night, as the couple slept beside each other, their heart rhythms fell into sync, rising and falling at the same time. When the printouts of their EKGs were placed on top of each other, they looked virtually the same.

Quote: When people are in a relationship for 20, 30, 40, 50 years, they create sort of a co-energetic resonance with each other, says Lipsenthal, who is the past director o...
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Bambi's Last Run???

139 Views          10/06/08
An emphatic NO.

Although I thought so for a while.

As I have posted on here previously, this Summer I bought an RV - a motor home which I have named (because I name stuff - boat people tend to be like that) HATARI. At the time I bought it I was certain I would have to sell either the New Jeep or Bambi to make the dollar$ coming in wrap around the amount needed to go out.

At first it was going to be the Red Jeep - which would have broken my Heart - and then I thought maybe it should be Bambi. Which I then realized would mean breaking my Soul.

So - through some creative actions (legal!!!) taken in the days immediately prior to the Current Financial Whatchyamacallit, I have managed to establish things in a way that, for now and the immediate future, at least, Bambi still belongs to DT.

Now, for the record, I bought Bambi while living in Oklahoma City, from the HD dealer in Albuquerque, and the bike was delivered to me in O...
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For One As Yet UnNamed

100 Views          10/13/08
Love is such a fragile thing. It always is;
it never was. It's self-assured, misunderstood.
It wants to be an anchor but resents the chain.
It takes liberties while vowing to stay true.
It exaggerates while feigning chaste demureness.

It drives when it should walk, leaps when
it should crawl, and flies without a single lesson.
It pretends when isn't, doesn't know when is.
It pleasures me, ignores another.
It insults me and curtsies to one just behind.

Love is real while being false. It waltzes by,
never turns while turning, turning on itself.
It is alive and dead, revived, and lives again.
It is granted to those who wait. Perhaps.
It is wishes, dreams, sometimes even actuality.

It is a supernova streaking while being only
superficial. Officially it's meant to bind. But
will not do so without help. It can save you,
enslave you . . . but never from yourself. L...
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My Friend Sam

118 Views          10/09/08
I would like to post something about My Friend Sam, better known here in BikerKiss as MILFMOM.

MILFMOM and her guy have a wedding planned for November. They are both extremely fortunate people ? a pair of wonderful people who make a wonderful couple.

Sam?s Sister-in-Law to be is suffering from a terminal illness, and, she?s in a state that she could depart at any time. It has become very important to the Sister to see this couple married. Last night the couple, in front of a minister, said their vows, at the Sister-in-Law?s home.

Come November, they will do it again, in Church, at the time shown on the invitations and, if it is Right, the Sister-in-Law will be among those in attendance. But if she is not, Sam and Her Man gave her the gift she had asked for, ?I want to see you two married.?

The fact and circumstances of this wedding touched me deeply, and I wanted to share it where, hopefully it will touch others. I am very ...
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When They've Finished . . .

107 Views          10/01/08
I heard this on the radio last Sunday morning - it touched something deep within me. Maybe because I have always felt there is a bond between those who ride Motorcycles - and those who came before.

Though you're not exactly blue,
Yet you don't feel like you do
In the winter, or the long hot summer days.
For your feelin's and the weather
Seem to sort of go together,
And you're quiet in the dreamy autumn haze.
When the last big steer is goaded
Down the chute, and safely loaded;
And the summer crew has ceased to hit the ball;
When a fellow starts to draggin'
To the home ranch with the wagon
When they've finished shipping cattle in the fall.

Only two men left a standin'
On the job for winter brandin',
And your pardner, he's a loafing by your side.
With a bran-new saddle creakin',
But you never hear him speakin',
And you feel it's goin' to be a quiet ride.
But yo...
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DT gets Serious for a moment.

91 Views          09/13/08
I woke up this morning from a really bad dream - I had gone back to sleep on the couch with the Weather Channel on.

OMG. The people being battered by Hurricanes (and even if you evacuate, your life is still being battered) have to be in great need of many many things. Not the least of which is moral and morale support. My heart goes out to all - on our coast and the people of Cuba, Haiti/Dominica and all the islands in the Caribbean. They can't pack their bags and drive to Dallas to escape.

At the risk of sounding like a Holy Roller Preacher (I do come from that stock) I hope everyone will pray - in their own way - for everyone affected by these storms. Prayer works, Folks. It really, really does.

DT
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Don't Come Lookin Again

133 Views          09/11/08
Swamp Witch

Black water Hattie lived back in the swamp
Where the strange green reptiles crawl
Snakes hang thick from the cypress trees
Like sausage on a smokehouse wall
Where the swamp is alive with a thousand eyes
An' all of them watching you
Stay off the track to Hattie's Shack in the back of the Black Bayou

Way up the road from Hattie's Shack
Lies a sleepy little Okeechobee town
Talk of swamp witch Hattie lock you in when the sun go down
Rumours of what she'd done, rumours of what she'd do
Kept folks off the track of Hattie's shack
In the back of the Black Bayou

One day brought the rain and the rain stayed on
And the swamp water overflowed
'skeeters and the fever grabbed the town like a fist
Doctor Jackson was the first to go
Some say the plague was brought by Hattie
There was talk of a hang'n too
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One Step Ahead of the Law

95 Views          09/05/08
Now the Street Folks called em Chance and the Dancer
Just the Slickest Team Around;
But the High Sherrif done got hip to their trip
And they were out to put him down.
So she threw on this sexy dress
And she trucked to the Drinkin Store;
And while the Drinkers were starin
At what she was wearin
Chance walked thru the Door.

Oh Lawd Mercy Me!!
Wait till You See what I Saw;
Oh Lawd Mercy Me!!
Just one step ahead of the Law.

Chance gave the Sign
And She Knew it was Time
Cause Theyd Done it all Before;
So She Began to Shakin and movin and makin
Her Way to the Dancin Floor;
Now Chance slipped a Quarter to the Ole Juke Box
And all the Dudes began to Clap;
Its True You can catch the Big Ones Honey
If You know how to Bait The Trap.

Her Body Started doing some Amazing Things
As the Crowd Jumped to their Feet;
And Chance? He just pi...
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Olympics? TV?

67 Views          08/31/08
There are other sports at the Summer Olympics besides Women's Beach Volleyball? I have no idea - but apparently the following words were spoken on live TV regarding several different venues:

1. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my
mother
and father.'

2. Boxing Analyst: 'Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.'

3. Weightlifting Commentator: 'This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw
her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.'

4. Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.'

5. Softball announcer: 'If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.'

6. Basketball analyst: 'He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.'

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TwentySomethings

182 Views          08/21/08
I have not the faintest idea what I might ever have in common with any 21 year old female on planet. That includes 21 year old females on Biker Kiss, other than Motorcycles and the fact that we are of the same species. Although, the more I see these days the less sure I am of the same species part.

Now, it is certainly an ego stroke for a 65 year old guy to be approached by a 20 something - - - at least it is for this 65 year old ? but there is also the rational thought? WHY? Or WTF???

Well, I wouldd like to give my official announcement that I would prefer that no more 21 year old BK females who live in Utah but just happen to be stranded in some foreign country contact me with offers of love and marriage.

I just bought a motor home and I flat do not have the money to pay your air fare from Bumfuck, Egypt (or wherever) to Salt Lake City. And if I did have the money, I wouldn?t send it to you.

I mean, I am sure you are sincere, an...
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175 Years Old

74 Views          08/19/08
A long time ago, in an Oklahoma far far away (from Utah) I was stationed at a small Naval Activity a long, long way from the nearest ocean.

One of my "shipmates" (called that, even on "shore duty" - sure as hell not gonna call anyone a "shore-mate"!!!) was an Oklahoma Native Son doing his "Twilight Tour" (last tour of duty before he retired).

He was a very nice guy, very generous. He did have a habit of exaggerated exaggeration. He would bring a basket of tomatoes grown on his Mother's farm "down the road a'piece" the smallest of which were the size of cantelouopes - the largest - the size of dwarf watermelons. These were brought in for the crew to share - take home, whatever.

When someone would say, "My god those are big tomatoes," he would say, "Ah them's the little'uns."

Well, that was okay. They were damn good tomatoes.

He had another habit, whi...
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DJDT

64 Views          08/18/08
I don't sing 'em, I spin 'em. I actually was a DJ at one time - while in High School, my Junior Year, I worked at a daylight hours only AM station, after school and on Sundays. KSRC Radio Socorro, New Mexico. My Burdgeoning Career in Showbiz ended when my family moved to Oklahoma City.
Jim Stafford hadn't shown up yet, in 1959; if he had, you could bet I would have played his crazy stuff.
Like:

I remember when Mary Lou said
"You wanna walk me home from school"
And I said, "Yes, I do"
She said, "I don't have to go right home
And I'm the kind that likes to be alone
As long as you would"
I said, "Me, too"

And so we took a stroll
Wound up down by the swimmin' hole
And she said, "Do what you want to do"
I got silly and I found a frog
In the water by a hollow log
And I shook it at her
And I said "This frog's for you"
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A little lite music please

99 Views          07/30/08
I said yeah yeah
No no no no no no

Now listen to me
My wife ran off with the garbage man
My wife ran off with the garbage man
Now I don't miss that woman
But somebody gotta empty my can.

Now let me tell you what happened

I came home the other night
Caught the two of you alone
And you told me he was a nudist
Who came in to use the phone.

Well I come from Alabama baby
And I got this banjo on my knee
Now you know I love to pick the banjo
Why does the whole wide world gotta pick on me?

Listen to this honey

I'm gon' to take him over to my place
I'm gonna stomp on his head
I'm gon' kill him so bad
He gonna wish he was dead

Then I'm gonna mess with YOU baby
Now let me tell you what I'm gonna do

I'm gonna take you to a secret place
Where I got a vat full of dippity doo
Sixteen little red nos...
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Robert Service I

103 Views          07/15/08
Unforgotten

I know a garden where the lilies gleam,
And one who lingers in the sunshine there;
She is than white-stoled lily far more fair,
And oh, her eyes are heaven-lit with dream!

I know a garret, cold and dark and drear,
And one who toils and toils with tireless pen,
Until his brave, sad eyes grow weary -- then
He seeks the stars, pale, silent as a seer.

And ah, it's strange; for, desolate and dim,
Between these two there rolls an ocean wide;
Yet he is in the garden by her side
And she is in the garret there with him.
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In a Bar

120 Views          06/25/08
A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

CHEESEBURGER: $1.50

CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50

HAND JOB: $1000.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to
the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender serving drinks to a meagre looking group of farmers.

Yes? she inquires with a knowing smile, Can I help you?

I was wondering, whispers the old biker, Are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs?'

Yes, she purrs, I am.

The old biker replies, Well wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger.

DT
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Inspirational Story

66 Views          06/11/08
In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University.

On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully.

He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away. Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.

Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged son. As they approached the...
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Flag Day

57 Views          06/10/08
Some of you may remember - I did this last year. I've been communicating the Flag Day Speech from The Sand Pebbles to SomeBody every year for a long time.

Lieutenant Collins, Captain of USS San Pablo, played by Richard Crenna:

Today we begin cruising to show the flag on Tungting Lake and the Hunan Rivers. I want all honors rendered smartly.

At home in America, when today reaches them it will be Flag Day. For us who wear the uniform every day is Flag Day.

It is said that there will be no more wars. We must pretend to believe that.

But when war comes, it is we who will take the first shock, and buy time with our lives. It is we who keep the Faith... We serve the Flag.

The trade we all follow is the give and take of death. It is for that purpose that the people of America maintain us. And anyone of us who believes he has a job like any other, for which he draws a money wage,
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